Séance gave a silent snarl as he watched Ranma walk away. 'Damn you,' he though glaring holes into the back of the martial artist, 'this is all your fault Sextome.' Losing the battle was bad enough. But getting 2 felonies as well sucked big time. His anger was momentarily replaced by astonishment when Ranma leapt to where Genn was hanging without so much as a running start.
As astonished as he was though, his brain functions did not stop. Out of the corner of his eye he noticed the others were as distracted as he was. After all jumping like that was not something most pokegirls could do. Seeing his chance he started to slowly crawl away. He would come back for revenge another day.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE A$$HOLE!!"
Séance looked over his shoulder to see a pair of boots inches from his face and rapidly descending.
**********
Genn was pissed. Being battled over she could handle. Being treated like a piece of meat she could handle. But this… This was too much. And so she fumed silently, as if she had a choice with that gag. As she watched the battle below her, she was getting more and more POed at her former master.
She faintly noted Ranma jumping up to her and freeing her from her bonds. She barely felt them landing. All her vision occupied was Séance and all that occupied her mind was 'hurt bad'. She saw him trying to crawl away even as she ran and leapt into the air and started coming down on him, feet first.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE A$$HOLE!!"
Her boots met his face, driving it into the ground. But that was not enough for her.
YOU *whap* SEXLESS *grind* IMPOTENT *bend* GUTLESS *twist* SON OF A *break* EUNUCH *pile driver* I *mangle* CAN'T *rip* BELIEVE *rend* YOU *mommy* WOULD *thats going to leave a mark* DO *high heal stomp* SOMETHING *bam* LIKE THIS *squash*.... She went on for a few more minutes, punctuated each word painfully, at least for Séance and cursing up the mother of all storms. Most of the people blushed as her language degraded futher and winced with each hit landed.
"AHEM." Genn paused to turn to the source of the voice. Moisha was innocently, holding out a baseball bat to her.
"Thanks," was all she said before she turned back to her work. Most of her audience turned away after that. About a minute later she dropped the now broken bat and backed away, breathing hard.
"Feeling better," asked Ranma, wincing as he heard the twisted pile of flesh that was Séance, moan. He may dislike the guy but he wouldn't wish that kind of beating on anyone.... Well maybe Kuno.
"Yes, I'm better now master," she managed a strained smile.
Ranma nodded, absently giving her neck a gently massage, making Genn sigh in content. "Moisha what're you doing," he asked as he saw the Ninjanezumi pawing around Séance's cloths.
"Like, collecting your winning master. Got it," she cried triumphantly holding up a wallet, before going through it. "Like, he's only got 762 g in here. That is totally uncool. How does he like, plan to live on this? Well guess like, we get a new pokegirl. Which one will it be, Master?"
Ranma groaned into his hands.
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