A Hope of Rei: Testing a Hypothesis (LIME) [Episode 103933]

by dogbertcarroll

"Granddaughter, if you don't stop doing that at once and deport yourself as a proper Amazon I'm going to marry you to Mousse as well." Cologne whispered in her ear.

"Aiyahhhh!" Shampoo jumped to her feet, clutching her chest in panic.

Hopping back onto her staff Cologne faced her now aware pupil. "That's better. Now would you mind telling me what the problem is?"

"Shampoo not like Conditioner and Rinse. Shampoo just want Ranma." Shampoo pouted cutely once more.

"Child, you know very well that you would probably end up with at least one wife. It's not like we have many men of worth in this generation." Cologne explained patiently with just a hint of exasperation.

"Shampoo know that, but not expect wife to want Shampoo as well as Husband. Think it only be sharing husband. Shampoo not think would also be wife to wife!”

"And what makes you think she wants more child?"

"Doll Girl…"

"Ahem!"

"Sorry Great-Grandmother. Shampoo mean Rei intim... say she want do Shampoo so Ranma no resist."

"Are you sure you didn't misread her intentions?"

A familiar blue haired girl popped up between the two conversing amazons.

"Pardon me elder, I forgot to complete the traditional forms."

Rei swept a stunned Shampoo into her arms and copied a scene she had viewed from a movie entitled ‘Adventures of Buttgirl and Wonderwench’.

*SMMOOOCCHH*

'Guess not.' Cologne thought to herself as she watched Rei bend Shampoo over and give her tonsils a grade A cleaning, while giving her body a through going over with her hands.

Straightening up she released Shampoo and glanced at Ranma to see if it had the desired effect. From the bulge in his pants, and the slow trickle of blood coming from his right nostril, Rei had to deem it a successful effort.

‘I’ll have to get some decent research material for Shampoo and myself to go over. Ranma definitely has a weak point for the two of us together. I wonder if the costumes are easy to aquire?’

“The formalities have been seen to properly. I’ll talk with you once more when we have finished schooling for the day.”

Rei strode off dragging a stunned and aroused Ranma behind her.

*Thump*

Cologne looked down on her unconscious Granddaughter.

‘Oy Vey!’

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(Posted Fri, 18 Jun 2004 17:11)


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