"Ha! Missed me! Not enough weight in that frying pan to swing it like your mallet eh?" *BONNG!*
He however forgot about that she could nail him in the return swing. Ranma stumbled forward a little bit with a huge knot in the back of his head.
"Not smirking now are you jerk!" Akane retorted.
"Dang!" Screamed Ranma while he rubbed the back of his head. "Lotta good turning back time did for me! Well at least the city is still standing and not a smoldering crater in the ground."
"Wait a minute, did you say Nerima was reduced to a smoldering crater?" Asked Kasumi.
"Yea"
"Oh dear, she's here. But that's unlike her. Normally she just causes chaos and maybe only blowing up a building or two."
"You gotta be kidding me! Ya don't mean that Excel ditz! She sounds like if you'd hand her a gun, she'd shoot her self dead in the foot! Knowing this place, someone probably detonated a nuclear bomb or Kodachi finally blew herself up making her dumb poisons!"
"I'm telling you not to underestimate Excel, she's alot more dangerous than she looks."
"Yea, yea... sure..."
Nabiki walked into the yard just then, sulking.
"Hey Saotome, that girl Excel is here looking for you." The mercenary spoke.
"What?! She's here? Feh... I'm not worried."
"Yea, well maybe you can make her give me my 5,000 yen she owes me!"
"Sis... why does SHE owe YOU 5,000 yen?" Akane asked condescendingly.
"Uhh. well you see... she wanted some... information.. so I."
"I'm gonna regret asking this, but what type of information?" Asked Ranma.
"Your whereabouts of course."
"NABIKI!! HOW COULD YOU!?" Screamed Akane.
"Hey! It was easy money! Sure I'm an 'Ice Queen' for ratting out Ranma's location for money, but it was too easy!"
"Yea Nabiki, that's exactly what you are... an Ice Queen"
"Ranma! What did you do to my sister?!"
Nabiki just stood there with her hands on her hips not moving and made out of ice. Now she gives new meaning to the name "Ice Queen". Ranma didn't mention that it wouldn't melt nor break. Hey, he had to show some mercy for the mercenary.
"I just turned her into an ice sculpture! No big deal!"
"NO BIG DEAL!? IT IS SO A BIG DEAL BAKA! I'LL... I'LL..." Akane was emmananting a beautiful blue, painful, (for Ranma at least) aura.
"Now now Akane.. c'mon please... it's it's not that bad! She's not gonna melt!" Pleaded Ranma as he started to back away. Great Will or not, Akane is still a health hazard to him.
"RANMA NO BAKA!"
Ranma went flying through the dojo towards a tree which amazingly became quite rubbery.
"HA! That didn't hurt as bad as... *BWOIINGGG* !! AHHHH!!!"
Ranma should've payed more attention during science class. When an object of great momentum hits rubber, it bounces off with less than equal momentum in the direction it came from.
Seeing Ranma ricochetting back, Akane stood there with her spare mallet and stood there like a baseball player.
"Akane, help me carry Nabiki inside so nothing happens to her please" Asked Kasumi.
"Fine." Akane proceeded to help Kasumi moving out of Ranma's way. He kept on flying until...
"Ranma Saotome! Prepare to DI *CRASH*EEEEeeeee"
Ryoga appeared out of nowhere and acted as a nice stop for Ranma.
What next?
"BECAUSE OF YOU, A GIRL PICKED ME UP, CALLED ME PORKCHOP, KEPT CALLING ME HER 'Emergency Food Supply', AND HER PARTNER... HEY! GET UP AND QUIT LAUGHING!!"
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