To Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyou...
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As Ranma and Ryouga walked back to Ryouga's house, Ranma had to wonder at the "cat that ate the canary" grin Ryouga was sporting. Being the soul of tact he was, he decieded to subtly ask Ryouga why he was so upbeat.
"Hey, Ryouga, what the heck are you so happy about?"
When this failed to get the stacked blonds attention, Ranma used the anchiet chinese technique of gathering the wandering students attention.
*THWACK* "Yo, man, I'm talkin' to you"
"Ranma....." Ryouga started to growl in a cute, feminine manner, before getting an evil smirk worthy of a Saotome, and thrust her chest forward. "Do I look like a man to you?"
"Heh, nope, can't say that ya do", Ranma replied while staring at the impressive busoms currently pointed in his direction. "Still, seriously, why the grin?"
"Oh, well, I, uh, was just er, thinking about how things went earlier", Ryouga replied nervously while putting her hands in her pockets.
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Tough luck girls. After all the pain and suffering you bitchy dykes put Ranma through, you have blown your chance with Ran-chan and he's all mine now. Leave us in peace and never bother him again.
Signed, Ryo-chan.
P.S.: Looooooooosers
Akane dropped the note from nerveless fingers while Ukyou just frowned. Shampoo, of course, still hadn't come down from cloud nine, but later her screams of outrage would be heard loud and clear.
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"Oh, okay", Ranma replied. "So, what did Shampoo say when you gave her my note?"
"Ah, she was, er, rather passive about the whole thing, didn't say a thing", Ryouga said with another nervous grin she was sure Ranma would ask about, all the while fingering the note hidden in her shorts.
"Ah, okay. Let's get back to the house and get ready for when they show up" was Ranma's oblivious reply.
"Uh, sure. But, don't you mean IF they show up? I mean, considering who we're talking about, I don't think they'll like the idea of humbling themselves, so they may not show up".
"Don't worry, Ryouga, after the welcome I got while you were *ahem* occupied in the ladies room, I pretty sure they're ready to ask for forgiveness. Just think of all the great games we can play then" Ranma beamed.
"Yeah, great" was the weak reply, while all the while Ryouga seethed inside.
'Goddamn it', Ryouga started mentally ranting, 'I am not gonna just let those girl just waltz back in and stake a claim on you, not after I admitted that I love you (even if it's only to myself). The only reason I shared with Nabiki was because it was the only way to do anything with you when you're a guy. Now that I have a nyannichiuan "curse" we're perfect for each other, and there ain't no way I'm gonna give you up without a fight.'
Alas, poor Ryouga had indeed fallen prey to that dreaded Nerima illness, "Ranma-itis", and she was not gonna let those lesbian hussies have Ranma if she had any say in the matter.
As they turned the corner that lead home, Ranma did have one final question for Ryouga
"Hey, Ryouga, did you just hear a scream of outrage back the way we came?"
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Later on, back at the Neko-Hauten, a certain purple tressed amazon was in fine ranting form
"Ooooo, wait til Shampoo get hands on big bimbo, Shampoo teach her real leason"
Ukyou just responded with a dry "Pot, this is the kettle, you are soooooooooo black. Besides, seems to me you're the one who was taking lessons, sugar".
"She just catch Shampoo by supprise. Next time be different"
"Would you two just knock it off" Akane groweled. "We have bigger problems to deal with, namly how to get back into Ranma's good graces"
"Is too true, we must show Ranma how sorry we is"
"Yeah, but how? From what you told us Sham-chan, that girl really knows her stuff. Probably has poor Ranma wrapped around her finger if she's gotten to him. I mean, that chest, *sigh* and those legs that go on forever *drool* and... and" Akane trailed off into a dazed mutter.
"Okay, Akane has gone bye-bye. You have idea Ukyou?"
Ukyou just leaned back with a smile. "Don't see what you're all worked up about"
Akane came back to dreamland to snap back with an angry "What do you mean you don't see what we're all worked up about??? You read the note!"
"Yeah, a note that wasn't in Ran-chan's handwriting and was obviously from blondie" was Ukyou's retort.
"Oh" was all Akane said as she looked at the note again.
"Shampoo agree, writing is too too neat for Ranma"
Anyway", Ukyou broke in with a letcherous grin, "I say we just go find Ranma and offer him a big "appology"
"Shampoo rather go teach blond bimbo "lesson" about how it nice to share first"
"No way, Sham-chan" was Akane's response. "We don't dare alienate Ranma any further. Hmmmm, hey, how about this. I go find that dumb pig Ryouga and get Him to break them up. After all, poor lil P-chan hates to see his mistress upset.
"I dunno Akane, if Ran-chan finds out, that could burn our bridges for good"
After several more minutes, the girls decided to...
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