Faking It: Who's that knocking on the door? (LIME) [Episode 106250]

by T.H. Tiger

*Knock, Knock*

Ranma was siting on the couch, Ryochan sitting on his knees, and they were trying to strangle each other with their tongues. Ryochan’s top was open and Ranma was fondling one of her breasts as she wrapped her arms around his neck and held him firmly in place. It took more than a little effort for Ranma to pull back his face from her’s. She gave a whimper of protest and tried to maintain the kiss as their mouths pulled apart, for a second they were linked by their mingled saliva.

“You hear something?”

“No!” Ryochan responded, trying to pull Ranma back into a clinch. “I told you my parents won’t be home till late. We have hours.” Damn it, She thought, why does he have to get into these darn games so much. Just because we’re playing teenagers on the couch does not mean he has to pretend to keep hearing noises. Even if it was Nabiki he could at least keep going till she ‘surprised’ us.

*KNOCK< KNOCK!*

“I knew I heard something. Someone is at the door! They’re here!” Ranma said with great excitement. He stood up. “Oops, sorry about that Ryochan,” he apologized as she thumped down on her ass.

Her current position left Ryochan at eye to crotch level with Ranma, and a wave of jealousy ran through her as she saw the bulge in Ranma’s pants. In her mind it was all for the girls Ranma thought were knocking on her door. Acting the way Akane had always pretended to act, Ryochan didn’t stop to consider that maybe the boner had something to do with what they’d been doing for the last five minutes.

While she’d been fulminating, Ranma had headed for the stairs. “Wait! Ryochan shouted. “You don’t want to seem too eager. Wait here, I’ll go get them, “ she said, getting to her feet and doing up the buttons on her shirt.

Ranma hesitated on the bottom step, clearly torn. “Well, if you think . . .”

“Oh, I do. It will work much better if I go get them and bring them down. Remember, you can’t go letting them think they have any control over you at all. You are the boss. They are the ones that have to submit to you. Remember what you put in the letter,” she said as she brushed by him and hurried up the stairs.

Ryochan was halfway to the door, when she realized she was in the bathroom. She slammed her fist in the wall in frustration, but then blinked. “Wait a minute. What am I doing. I switched letters. It can’t be the girls. It’s likely just some salesman.” She relaxed and didn’t worry about getting to the door before Ranma got impatient.

*KNOCK, KNOCK!”

“Give it up, sugar, He ain’t home,” Ukyou said.

“No, wait, hear that,” Akane said. “I heard something banging on the wall. He’s in there, he’s just lost. Wait a minute. I’ll give him some help in finding the door.” Akane started knocking on the door in a steady rhythm.

“What was I thinking?” Ranma grumbled as he ran up the steps four at time. “It will take her hours to find the door, they might leave.” Reaching the door he took a deep breath to calm himself down. Trying to look bored and uncaring he opened the door.

The three girls blinked in surprise when Ranma opened the door. “Ranma, Airen, Ran-chan!” what are you doing here?” Their eyes showed puzzlement that turned suspicious as they took in his disheveled hair and rather flushed complexion.

Ranma’s expression turned puzzled. “What do you mean. Of course I’m here. Why would I have told you to come here if I wasn’t going to be here?”

The three girls looked at each other, and then back at Ranma. By silent communication, Ukyou the most diplomatic was chosen to speak. “We never got that letter, Ranma. We got this one,” Ukyou said, handing her over the letter that had been shoved into Shampoo’s cleavage.

Puzzled. Ranma opened the letter, just as an out of breath Ryochan rushed up. She’d heard the girls voices and had nearly knocked herself silly running into walls in her effort to get here in time. Too late as it happened.

Even as the girls took in Ryochan’s presence, her messed up hair, and the fact that her shirt was buttoned crooked, Ranma read the letter in his hands.

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(Posted Fri, 18 Jun 2004 13:38)


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