[Episode 106577] [Episode 106577]“It had been cute, at first, but the first bean up his nose had convinced Ryouga to search for greener pastures. Besides, he had to get back to Furinken. He couldn’t leave Ranma alone to face those three sluts. Who knows what evil plan they had in mind in order to have their way with him.
Ryouga was sort of forgetting that it was Ranma who was going to have his evil way with ‘them’, or at least one or two of them, and that Ryouga was supposed to be helping him do it. All he could envision in his mind was his poor Ranma trussed up like a human sacrifice, and those three standing around him, ready to dive in.
“Don’t worry, Ranma! I’ll save you from that pervert, Akane!” he yelled.
“He’d have been better served to watch where he was going as the alley he’d run down was a dead end. Ryouga just had time to toss his forearms up to protect his face when he plowed into, and through the brick wall. Well, he thought, at least I’m a guy. He’d only had to plow through one wall as a girl to decide that it was a very bad thing to do. Those big tits might have looked like they’d make great shock absorbers, but they didn’t. He still winced at the memory. It was at that point when he ran into the sheet of falling water.
Director Kurozawa was throwing a hissy fit. “What the hell do I have to do, draw you a picture!” he screamed, waving his hand at the grouping of generic looking fashion models standing along the wall. “I need fury, anger, rage. Not sugar and spice and everything nice.”
Behind Director Kurozawa, the sound of a wall being violently struck by an irresistible object drew all eyes to the mocked up Waterfall pouring over the entrance to an artificial cave. Bricks and mortar came flying through the water, followed by a tall blonde girl, with huge talents, dressed in a tiger stripped loin cloth just barely hanging onto her hips and with a large club in her hand.
“The girl skidded to a stop, looked up at all the people staring at her, and the dozen or so cameras focused on her as well, then down at her large breasts. Her face flushed and she tossed back her head, threw her arms out to the side and roared something inarticulate at the fake sky. She then turned tail, and a very nice tail it was indeed, and ran back through the waterfall.
Kurozawa’s sunglasses slipped down to the end of his nose as he stared in shock at the falling water, then he let out a loud yell. “Now that’s more like it!” Get me that girl’s agent. She’s just what I want!”
“Uh, sir,” the second assistant to the vice-director in charge of production said as he leafed through his binder. “I don’t seem to have her name, or a picture, or, well, anything.”
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“Glad you could make it Gentleman,” Kurozawa said addressing the men sitting at the conference table in front of him. “Especially you sir!” He said, to the man sitting at the end of the table, his face and form lost in deep shadows.
“As you know. Genom beverage division has all factors in place to take our place as the ruler of the world’s beverage sales. We lack one thing. The perfect spokesperson. Well, gentleman, we have her, sort of.”
Kurozawa turned and clicked a remote, causing the lights to dim and a digital projector to start up. A flickering on the screen appeared, and resolved into the shot of a waterfall pouring down over a primitive cave. Camera men and stage hands spoiled the illusion as they walked back and forth through the scene.
“This is very rough. We just dashed it together,” Kurozawa said. “We were just lucky the camera was running when it happened or we wouldn’t even have this. Here it comes,” he said in a excited voice.
Murmurs started around the table as the big blonde Gajin came bursting through the falls, looked around and then lifted her head, and thrust out that lovely chest, and roared. The scene froze, and Titles done up in large block letters slammed into the scene, one word at a time.
ONI SWEAT!!!
RELEASE YOUR BEAST!!!
The picture faded to black and hands started clapping all around the table. Until the sound of tapping was heard from the dark end of the table, at which point everything fell silent.
“Very nice,” the mysterious man said. “But, I do recall, you said, you had her, sort of. What is, sort of?”
Kurozawa looked embarrassed. “Well, sir. No one seems to know who she is. We think she might have crashed the audition, and then lost her nerve when she saw all the people. But I’m sure we can find her. I’ve got people looking all over, checking with all the agencies.” Kurozawa’s expression turned pleading. “Please give us a chance to find her. I’m sure we can.”
We are only a month away from the world wide release of Oni Sweat, Mr Kurozawa. That does not give us much time.”
“In know sir, but . . .” the director trailed off as a shadowy hand lifted.
“We must find this girl. Redouble your efforts. Money is no object. And could someone fix this goddamn light!?”
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“Uh! Huh!” Nabiki gasped, her legs suddenly turning to rubber. Ranma managed to grab her before she dropped to her knees.
“Nabiki, what’s wrong!” He cried out.
Nabiki’s hand cupped her groin. “I think I just had an Orgasm,” she said in wonder.
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