Ranma Does Nerima: Kunō’s Pain in the @$$ [Episode 106785]

“Honestly... the length you youngsters could go just to get a little thrill...” admonished the school nurse.  She was a tall and quite beautiful young woman.  Her interminable legs were clad in skintight, violet pantyhose and her pink nurse uniform seemed ready to burst, especially around the chest, where two huge melons were fighting against confinement.  Her pretty face was framed with long, light-brown hair, with just a shade of make-up to accentuate her drop-dead sexiness.  The only marring feature was the disapproving frown over her cute brown eyes.

“I repeat, woman, the unfortunate location of my training sword is NOT my doing!”

This protest was coming from Tatewaki Kunō.  The snobbish kendoka was currently sprawled on his belly over the bed of the nurse office, and offering a disturbing sight.  Namely, the sight of his uncovered rear end, his loose pants bundled around his ankles.  From the middle of said arse was still protruding a length of hard wood.  A souvenir from his untimely encounter with a young girl going by the alias Yoiko, a.k.a. Ryōga Hibiki.  One Jusenkyō-cursed individual who wasn’t taking lightly to being groped in girl form.

“Yes, yes, I believe you...” droned the nurse while putting on some surgical gloves.  “Though, you could have had the common sense of at least using some lubricant.  This is going to hurt like hell when pulled out...”

“You are entirely mistaken!  The Blue Thunder has no need for such kind of gratification.  This was entirely the fault of that petite girl... probably so overwhelmed she was by my manly presence, she overreacted a little to my welcoming salute....”

“Yes, of course... a little girl had pushed a foot and half of hard wood in your butt with so much strength that you can’t take it out by yourself...” droned the nurse, in a voice strangely reminiscent of Kasumi Tendō’s.  “Not that I condemn you or anything.  I‘ve seen much worse during my previous job.  You wouldn’t imagine what kind of weirdoes showed up constantly at Ogenki clinic....” explained Ruko Tatase.

“For the last time—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHH!!!”

Kunō’s next rant was fortunately interrupted by the nurse’s first attempt to dissociate the Kunō buns from the Kunō sword.

“This is going to take a while...” whispered Ruko, brandishing a pair of large pliers.