[Episode 106823] [Episode 106823]“Hi Prissy. You really should say things like that. People might get the wrong idea and think you’re a lesbian.”
Prissy looked at her for a minute, and said, “Riiiiigggghhhtttt,” and turned to Silly. “So, what was so fucking important that I had to fuck off the first fucking paying job I’ve had this fucking month.
“I just got word through my friends in their add agency that those bastards at Genom have found the perfect spokes-model for Oni-Sweat.
Prissy yawned. “Who the fuck cares!”
“I care. My father worked his whole life on that formula, and those bastards stole it from him.”
“I thought they bought it from him for a million dollars and he ran off to Hawaii,” Ninny said, and was ignored.
“I’ve vowed to devote me life to seeing that they never turn a penny of profit from their theft.”
“Oh, speaking of profit,” Ninny said, typing on the computer. “You stock in Coca Cola just split. You’re portfolio is up twenty-percent.”
“Plus,” Silly soldiered on, “The formula was not perfected. I’ve heard rumors of horrible side-effects. Just look at this!” Silly clicked a remote and a monitor lowered down from the ceiling and turned on. On screen a horrific image of hell appeared. A foul monster with numerous elongated appendages was ravaging a group of fuko clad girls.
“Cool, attack of the son of the daughter of the tentacle monster from planet X,” Ninny said, reaching into the bucket of Popcorn that had just appeared on her lap.
“Hey, I’ve been wanting to see that. I hear the monsters makes the girls do some hot and heavy girl on girl.” Prissy said, she sat down beside Ninny and helped herself to some popcorn.
It’s derivative trash, with no redeeming social value at all, unlike Attack of the Cursed Giant Octopus. And, I happen to know for a fact that the screen writer was loaded up with Oni-sweat to make his deadline.”
“Yea, but you got to admit some of those girls are hot,” Prissy said.
“yea, and the art work is pretty good too,” Ninny said.
“As may be, but it does not change the fact that the only time the dialogue is worth listening to is when the girls’ mouths are filled.” Silly said, taking a handful of popcorn for herself.
Some time later the screen went black, and a few minutes after that the moans and gasps came to an end as well. Prissy was leaning back in her chair, a sated look on her face. Ninny looked around and asked, “Where’s Silly?”
Silly’s head, her hair in disarray, appeared from under the table. “Sorry, dropped my remote,” she said, clicking off the tv. Straightening her dress, which had somehow gotten rucked up over her hips, she gave a little cough, and said. “As you can see, there is no telling what travesty of literary aspirations will appear if we do not keep Oni-Sweat out of the hands of the general public. Bad books, bad movies, bad hentai Fan-fiction, who knows where it will end. At all costs, we must locate this model before Genom, and make sure she never appears in a single commercial.”
Silly clicked her remote, and a picture of Ryochan, just stepping out of the artificial waterfall appeared on screen. We must find this model, and keep her out of circulation until Genom Beverage’s dead line has passed.”
Prissy did a spit take and sprayed popcorn all over the table top as she got her first look at their target. “Oh, momma, you just leave her to me. I’ll make sure she’s out of the way for as long as you want,” she said. Drool ran down her chin.
“But how are we going to find her?” Ninny chirped in. “Genom is spending all that money to find her, how can we hope to find her first?”
“I’m glad you asked me,” Silly said, striking a heroic pose. With one hand on her waist, and the finger of her other hand pointing to the heavens she announced. “With the help of my baby brother I have created the ultimate in stealth search and destroy, errr, I mean, capture, technology. With this power-armor we can search the city in a fraction of the time as Genom. while sophisticated face recognition programs created by you, search the crowds below our feet.”
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Ryochan panted as she hid in an big advertising display. She’d thought those kindergartners had been rough. They were nothing compared to the horde of hentai chasing her now. Why the hell had she decided to take that shortcut through the all boys school, and how had she ended up in the locker room. Right after basketball practice for Crist sakes
Normally Ryochan would have enjoyed the sight of so much prime meat on the hoof, but that was when she was a guy, and all she had to worry about was someone spotting his hard-on. As a girl she had a hell of a lot more than one hard-on to worry about.
Ryochan just happened to forgot how torn she’d been for a minute. Till she’d remembered her darling Ranma, and got a good look at the line that was forming, and decked the boy who was trying to slip down her loincloth, and sucker punched the boy she was kneeling in front of.
The chase that had ensued had grown larger and larger as she’d stumbled into one sports club after another, each one adding another dozen or so horny boys to the chase. By the time she lost them there must have been a hundred after her.
“Thank god I’m safe now,” she sighed. massaging her chest. All that bouncing around hurt like hell after a while, she thought, just as a pair of hands reached around her body, each latching onto one of her sore breasts. “Aaaaaakkkkk,” Ryochan cried out in surprise and yanked herself free.
Ryochan’s mouth dropped open and she gazed in shock at the giant can of soda pop with feminine legs and arms sticking out the bottom and sides. “Aw, don’t be fucking shy, sweety. It won’t fucking hurt, much,” a sultry voice said form inside.
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