With a loud yawn, the tanned-blonde haired girl pushed aside the blanket that she had been covered by, revealing her hair to be in disarray and that she was wearing a rather simple blue nightgown. “Damn it... Wanna sleep in...” She mumbled as she opened her mouth with a clicking of her tongue, finding it rather dry.
Sitting up on the bed, Kassy outstretched her arms to get the kinks out. Damn, was she ever sore from yesterday. She really could use a day to refresh herself. “But I guess that’s out of the question,” Kassy thought as she heard another loud crash from outside.
Throwing her legs over the side of the bed, Kassy stood up and stretched a bit more, idly noting as there was a cry of victory, which was followed by the sound of somethint similar to an explosion. “Yeesh. What could be making all that noise out there?” Kasy thought as she walked over to the window. Opening the valence, she looked out the window and saw Ranma...
...Jumping up and down and moving about like a March Hare...
...While fighting that overweight panda with more martial arts than she was used to. “Yep, it’s like I never left home,” Kassy mused as she watched the fight between the rather handsome, er, skilled pigtailed fighter and the gluttonous bastard panda from her vantage point at her room’s window.
Dodging and weaving about the attacks of his father’s palm-strikes, Ranma smirked superiorly. “Oh, give it up, old man! You couldn’t defeat me yesterday, the day before yester, and the day before that! So you ain’t gonna defeat me now!” He taunted.
Giving off a growf, Genma-panda pulled out a sigh, [We’ll see about that, boy!] Was the message as Panda-baka then tried to slam Ranma across the head with the sign.
Leaning back as to avoid the strike, Ranma kicked his foot out, hitting the panda in the stomach and sending it flying off back some distance. “Too predictable, Pops!”
Growling, Genma-panda rushed over to Ranma...
...Only to stop and point, as he held up a sign saying, [Look a 100 Yen piece!]
Ranma rolled his eyes. Rather then get into this old song and dance from many a times before, Ranma just did a roundhouse kick, hitting the panda across the head.
Rolling with the blow, Genma flipped the sign. [What you do that for!?]
“Hey, that’s my line!” Ranma shouted as he rushed towards the panda. He was ready to give his old man what for.
Narrowing his eyes as his ungrateful son got closer to him, Genma started throwing many little signs at Ranma at once, as if they were shurikens.
“Okay, that’s new,” Ranma commented as he dodged, leapt over, ducked under, and evaded all the signs tossed at him. He then rushed forward and kicked his father square in the gut with a flying kick. “But it ain’t gonna work, old man!”
With a ‘growf’ of pain, Genma-panda was sent flying back from the force of the kick and ended up landing in the empty pond, causing another cloud of dust to kick up.
Shaking his head, Ranma mumbled, “Man, I wish they’d get that refilled soon.” And he meant it. He needed something around in case he needed to make a hasty retreat. After finding out what Kassy could become, visions of sexy skunkgirls filled his dreams. And true, while it was MUCH better than that nightmare of the numerous Kunos, he didn’t need anyone noticing he had a hard-on. “Ah well, at least when I’m fighting I don’t think about-”
“Hey, Ranma!” Kassy called out from her window. “That was great!”
“-Kassy,” Ranma mentally finished. Turning to look at the house, he saw the American foreign exchange student with her head out the window. Waving a hand at her in greeting, he shouted, “Hey!”
“Hey yourself!” Kassy shouted as she rested her elbows on the window ledge. “Nice moves you got there!” She complimented. After all, while the movements were a little basic in her opinion, the speed and precision with which he performed them was rather impressive. And the fact he was beating up on that bastard pet of theirs that had eaten the majority of her dinner didn’t hurt matters either in her opinion. “You okay down there?” She shouted down after a bit of silence.
“I’ll be fine!” Ranma shouted up to Kassy. “You better get dressed. Kasumi should have some of breakfast left over for you!”
Nodding her head, Kassy shouted, “All right!” Then, pulling her head back into the room, she closed the window and pulled the valences back into place.
Letting out a sigh of relief, Ranma was glad she couldn’t see him. Knowing she had been watching him, and had impressed her gave Ranma another notch on his ego, and filled him with the hope that she might want to get to know him. Maybe even be his friend...
...And of course, thinking about having a friend who was a furry just kicked his libido into overdrive. “Damned pants,” Ranma grumbled irritably. They were really feeling uncomfortable lately. He might have to start wearing something a little looser. The silk pants did offer some room and cover for when he got one of those damned hard-on’s, but it was still a pain-in-the-ass to deal with. “Ah well. Better check the kitchen and see if I can get any cold water.”
Sticking his head out of that pit that HAD been the koi pond, a rather disgruntled panda held up a sign that said, [Do over!]
“Oh, give it a rest, Pops!” Ranma grumbled and started walking away. He had much better things to do.
(------)
“So, are you enjoying breakfast, Kassiopeia?” Kasumi asked rather nicely. “I do have more if you’d like.”
Looking at Kasumi with a smile, Kassy told her, “Yes, I am enjoying the meal. This miso soup is pretty good.” Smirking as she saw Ranma and the panda fighting around the room because the panda had tried to take her breakfast, she told Kasumi, “No, I think I’ll be fine today.” Her smirk widened when she saw Ranma kick at what must have decidedly been the panda’s nut-sack. “But may I have another helping of rice, please?”
Smiling and acting like the ever-good hostess, Kasumi told Kassy, “That would be no problem.” She then used a wooden spoon to take more rice out of the cooker and place it into the smaller bowl on the table before Kassy. “Enjoy.”
“I know I will!” Kassy said with a smile as she started eating again. Man, did she ever luck-out when it came to eating. This Kasumi was a great cook! The only other time she had eaten this well was when she went to her grandmother’s for dinner. Man, could grandma Anna ever cook! And Kasumi had to be on par with her. “Lucky!” Kassy thought with a giggle.
Watching Kassy eat for a bit more, Kasumi walked over to where Ranma and Mr. Saotome were still sparring. “Oh, Ranma, I do wish you’d take it outside. I don’t want you breaking anything indoors.”
“Bud I didunt blak anythang!” Ranma mumbled around the book in his mouth, fifteen more books balanced atop his head, an old porcelain vase in his left arm, a potted plant in his left hand, the family shrine balancing on his right hand, and using his right foot to balance the TV while standing on the unconscious panda with his left foot. He may have knocked into numerous things, but he didn’t let anything drop or break a thing!
Sighing good naturedly, Kasumi took the book from out of Ranma’s mouth. “Now Ranma, you know it isn’t polite to speak with your mouth full.”
“Sorry Kasumi,” Ranma apologized.
Nodding her head, Kasumi smiled. “It’s all right Ranma. Just be careful next time.”
“Will do!” Ranma said as he still balanced the items about his body with no problem at all. “Should I put these back?”
“Please do,” Kasumi told Ranma as she walked over to the bookcase to put the cookbook that had been in Ranma’s mouth away. “Oh, and Ranma?”
Nodding his head gently as he used his foot to put the TV down, Ranma asked, “Yeah, Kasumi?”
Turning to look at Ranma she told him, “Ranma, would you be a dear and take Kassiopeia to get her school dresses?”
“Huh!?” Ranma asked in alarm. “You want me to take her to get her clothing?”
“If it’s not a bother,” Kasumi said. “I’m going to be busy with some housework today, Nabiki went out with some of her friends, and you know how father and Mr. Saotome will be busy once Mr. Saotome awakens.”
Sighing, Ranma nodded his head. “Sure, Kasumi.” It wasn’t that he didn’t want to help out Kasumi, but... Him, Kassy, and dressing rooms? Already, his manhood was starting to feel a blood rush as some rather ecchi thoughts came to his mind. “That’s it,” Ranma thought. “I’m going to die.”
Oblivious to Ranma’s plight, (as she usually is to just about near-everything around her) Kasumi told Ranma, “And don’t worry about money. The uniforms are already paid for through the school. She just needs to be fitted.” She then asked Ranma, “Could you bring the rest of the books over here?”
“Yeah, great,” Ranma sighed as he looked over at Kassy while standing by Kasumi, awaiting her to take the books. Damn, she was rather cute, even with in her human form. Those skunk ears atop her head were so adorable. Boy, what he wouldn’t give to feel them between his fingers, rolling the fur and flesh. To take them between his teeth and nibble, lick, and-
*POKE*!
Blinking her eyes, Kasumi asked, “Ranma, something’s poking me in the back, along my-”
“YAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!” Ranma screamed and just threw everything, causing a loud crash to resound through the house as the shrine, vase, books, and the potted plant crashed onto the ground.
Watching Ranma rush out of the house as if the hounds of hell were at his heels while screaming something about being ‘unclean’, Kassy turned her head to the eldest Tendo sister. “What’s his problem?”
“I don’t know,” Kasumi said in surprise. Looking down, she let out a sigh. “Oh my. Ranma didn’t have to make such a mess, did he?”
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