[Episode 10705] [Episode 10705]As soon as Kanako had changed her priorities, she threw the sword in the air and it was caught (again) by someone(s). Narusegawa Naru and Tendo Akane had their hands on the cursed blade, their particular personalities and their common points screwing up the enchantment.
They swore off Men entirely (Ranma and Keitaro were disgusting perverts anyway) and ran away to a nearby Love Hotel to explore the wondrous world of lesbianism. Nabiki and Mitsune, having sympathized and shared stories during the whole incident, declared it was a perfect match made with Heaven's blessings. And the sword flew again... and again... and again... Luckily, the duel had taken place in Shinjuku, allowing the affected to find release easily.
Nodoka Saotome was happy and sated, Seta-sensei was so much manlier than her baka husband. A wild night with Haruka Urashima seemed to have done a world of good to Soun tendo. Kentaro, Keitaro's 'rival' who came hoping to score points with the ladies, had ended in bed with Azusa Shiratori (that sword was so kawaii, Lucette !) for a love marathon that will live in infamy (she just keeps going and going and going... Hyperactivity has its perks sometimes). Ryoga stumbled from nowhere as usual and was definitively cured of his shyness and nosebleeds by a very eager Mutsumi Otohime.
Ranma, along with Motoko and Kanako, were intercepted on their way to Nerima by none other than... Tsuruko Aoyama ! She had followed her sister in secret, wanting to see for herself how much she had progressed. She knew Motoko had a bigger potential than her but was stunted in her development by her inferiority complex towards her big sister's prowess.
Her falling in love and getting married had been a sham, a pretext to leave her as sole heir of the Shinmei school. It had backfired, Motoko ran away from home and ended up in Hinata-Sou.
To keep her sister's virtue intact, she attacked, intending to subdue the lusty trio and exorcise them. She discovered to her horror that Ranma Saotome was really the best there is. Motoko and Kanako attacked her as well, no one would keep them from getting some nookie tonight !
Ranma had somehow disarmed her *CLANG* Her hand reached for a weapon and found another katana. She struck. Ranma caught the blade in his palms, blocking it.
Tsuruko had only a few seconds to realize it was the cursed sword they were holding then all rational thoughts fled from her mind. The sword was discarded again and the foursome went on their merry way.
Ranma blushed, recalling the night's activities. They had gone at it like crazed animals. He thanked the kamis that he had enormous endurance (from his insane training), knowledge of what made women tick (thanks to the curse and it was innocent experimentation, honest !) and (according to the girls) the biggest *Whap* Bad thought !. He could have died from this otherwise.
Who was he kidding !? He WAS going to die anyway. At least he won't leave this world a virgin. His mother should be happy too.
He felt someone stir besides him. Time to face his responsibilities...
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(Posted Sun, 10 Nov 2002 14:07)
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