After all, sometimes the best force to send against evil was another form of darkness.
Pulling off the last ward, they pushed the boulder out of the way and peered into the shadows within. Both men looked, and tried their best to see what was there. But since it was dark, they knew that they would likely get only the first sight of what they were searching just before it struck.
"M...Master?" Soun called out.
"Yeah, it's me!" growled an aged voice as a small shape leapt to the top of the boulder. "It's about time that the two of you came to get me out. What were you thinking anyway?!"
"We weren't..."
"Of course not. To think, my school in the hands of two bunglers. It's enough to make a grown man cry..."
"We didn't mean to..."
"Don't you think I know that?! Good thing that you finally came back to fix that mistake," Happosai groused.
"We needed your help."
"When don't you? The two of you can't do anything right, can you. Ah well, first things first. Which way to the nearest pretty young thing?"
"That's why we need you Master!" Genma cried, "They're gone!"
"What are you talking about?"
"There is a computer program that gained a mind of its own, and it took over. The Machine wants to protect itself, so it killed everyone, including many of the young women."
"No... What about their lingerie?"
"Much of it is gone in the explosions of the first waves of attacks, and the rest gets destroyed daily."
"It can't be!" the aged pervert wailed.
"It's true! It won't stop until everyone's gone, including every pretty girl."
"That's why we came for you Master," Soun said, "We need your help."
Happosai made a fist and held his head low in respect for all the lost girls and silky treasures. His shoulders shook in anger and sadness, and he held himself quiet for a moment. But it grew too much for him, and his aura burst into a firey brillance around him. "This can not go unpunished! To rob the world of such beauty is not something that can be forgiven! I, Happosai, shall go to war with this 'Machine' in the name of full bosoms, pert behinds and the silky wonders that clad them!"
Both men shrank at the sight of the elder man's declaration, though they knew that this was exactly what they wanted.
"Now, there is one thing to do."
"What is it Master?" Genma asked.
"To find some young ladies to comfort an old man in his hour of sorrow. We can start by you introducing this lovely lady."
The two younger men hung their heads as they considered what they had done while:
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