Ranma Does Nerima: In the Land of the Blinds... [Episode 108030]

“This sucks donkey balls...” muttered Hiroshi.

“You were saying?” asked the nurse, turning away from her pharmacy.

“No...Nothing, Miss Tatase.” blurted out the student, shaking his head anxiously.

Ruko shrugged, and then walked to the two boys sitting on the sick bed.  While dropping some eye-drops under their eyelids, she asked “How did you two manage to poke yourselves in both eyes each?”

“We ran into... a low hanging branch.” improvised Hiroshi.

“A low hanging branch?”  Tatase blinked.

“Yup.  A low hanging branch.” parroted Daisuke.

“A very badly placed... low hanging branch... with four pointy tips... right at eye level.”

“Yup.  Very badly placed.”

Nurse Tatase rolled her eyes, but she didn’t press the issue.  She stepped away from the duo to pick some band-aid, while waiting for the medicine to take effect.

“This sucks.” repeated Hiroshi, this time in a whisper.

“Suck.” nodded Daisuke, talking just as low.

“We’re in the nurse office...”

“Sucky.”

“... with, for once, a perfectly genuine motive...”

“Very sucky.”

“... it’s the hottest nurse in History who’s tending us...”

“Immensely sucky.”

“... and we can’t see a thing!”

“Over-the-top sucky.” concluded Daisuke.

Both perverted teenagers hung their heads low, mourning their terrible loss.  After a while, though, Daisuke raised an eyebrow (and immediately regretted it, because it hurt).  Tentatively, he exposed his idea to his friend.

“Hey... wait a sec... if we can’t see, maybe we can touch?”

Hiroshi would have rolled his eyes if they weren’t so painful right now.  “Oh yeah?  And what will stop her from slapping us silly?”

“Well, since we can’t TELL what we’re touching... we’ll argue it’s just an accident.”

Hiroshi blinked, winced, and swore to never blink again.  Still, he had to admit... that was so dumb that it could very well work.

So, when Ruko Tatase came back with some bandages in her hands, Hiroshi blindly raised his arms... and his palms landed right on top of the twin mounds that tented the front of the nurse uniform.  Then, the fingers instinctively squeezed.

Hey, even without sight, those two targets were rather hard to miss.

The nurse stopped in her tracks, startled, and looked down at the male hands groping her boobs.  “What do you think you’re doing?” she asked.

“Ho... sorry nurse... I can’t see a thing... so I don’t know what I’m touching... is there something wrong?”

Ruko opened her mouth to answer, but she just gasped when she felt another pair of hands, this time on her ample bottom, barely covered by the skirt of her uniform.

“Yes... we’re sorry...” added Daisuke, his arms almost hugging her hips and his cheek rubbing her rear.  “We’re just two poor guys... unable to tell things apart without contact.  Hu... what do I am touching right now, nurse?  I can’t make it out....”

Nurse Tatase blushed, unwillingly shivering under the caress of the two teenagers.  Usually, she was quick at bashing perverts — and she got a fair deal of them in this school, pretending to be sick just for a chance of ogling her — but here she had a doubt.  Those two boys were obviously unseeing... could they be sincere?  Then it would be unfair to bop them for an honest mistake, right?