[Episode 108772] [Episode 108772]“Ranma, you should stick in your tokens too...” Mr. Yamatama told him.
“Okay...” Ranma said, sticking in a few coins.
Daisuke was already moving his curser at high speeds. And he found what he hoped would be in it. “YES! THE BOSS TEAM!” Smiling evilly, Daisuke chose the team of Geese Howard, Wolfgang Krauser, and Mr. Big. “Prepare for an ass-whupping, Ranma!” He cackled evilly.
Mr. Yamatama frowned. “Now come on, go easy on him, Daisuke. He’s obviously a novice at this.”
Kasumi frowned at Daisuke’s choice. He was acting as if the members of the Boss Team were actually the good guys. Though she had to admit, that team was damn scary.
Ranma frowned a little. He moved his curser a bit. Who to choose? Terry Bogard seemed like a good choice... But did he really want to play as Andy and Joe too? Those guys sucked!
“Hey, Ranma, choose the Hero Team!” Hiroshi suggested.
“No,” Ranma said plainly. Though, curiously, he moved the cursor up to Kyo Kusanagi. “Yeesh. He reminds me of Kuno with his pic.”
“Time is running out...” Kasumi noticed.
“Oh! Women’s Team!” Hiroshi suggested. “If not Hero Team, then Women’s Team!”
Kasumi laughed nervously. “Why the Women’s Team?”
“Cause Mai’s a hot bitch!” Hiroshi and Daisuke answered eerily in sync.
Rolling her eyes, Kasumi sighed again. “Perverts...” Thankfully they were too distracted to hear her grumble.
“Women’s Team?” Ranma asked. Seeing Hiroshi point, he moved his cursor to where both men were pointing. He looked at the portrait of Mai and balked. “Yeesh! Talk about slutty!”
“And how!” Daisuke shouted in agreement.
“She is the Cheesecake Queen!” Hiroshi cheered.
“Hey!” Even if Kasumi didn’t like how Mai dressed, the ninja was still her friend.
Ranma shrugged. He moved the cursor over to King. “What the... A man? I thought this was a women’s team.”
“Oh, she is a woman. She’s just another cross-dresser,” Hiroshi said.
“Yeah,” Daisuke agreed. “Much like Ukyo!”
“Or Tsubasa...” Hiroshi added.
“And you can’t forget about Konatsu,” Daisuke pointed out.
Kasumi sweat-dropped at the casual way in which these guys spoke of cross-dressers.
Ranma shrugged. Two for two weren’t really his style. “Now for the third...” And moving his curser over to the third girl, Ranma’s eyes widened in shock.
“Oh yeah, Yuri was part of the Art of Fighting Team that year,” Hiroshi said.
“But you gotta admit, she is rather cute,” Daisuke said.
“Agreed,” Hiroshi said. “May not have a chest, but MAN does she EVER have back!”
“Yep!” Daisuke said. “What I wouldn’t give to ride that booty for hours...”
Hiroshi sighed and nodded his head. “I bet it’s so tight and warm... Warm like Mai’s breasts would be...”
Kasumi’s eyebrow twitched dangerously. “Excuse me!?”
Daisuke sighed. “Don’t worry. Even though she’s rather boyish, we aren’t gay.”
“Yeah, I’d much rather do Mai Shiranui,” Hiroshi said.
“A nice tit-screwing with Mai would be heaven...” Daisuke drooled a little.
“Still... Kasumi has good back.” Hiroshi pointed out once more.
“Hmm... Mai’s tits or Kasumi’s ass... Tough choice indeed,” Daisuke said sagely.
Kasumi’s eyes widened in shock at the vulgarity these two were displaying in front of her. She turned to Ranma as if expecting for him to say something.
Ranma kept staring at the portrait of Kasumi on the screen. Slowly his eyes turned to Kasumi, staring at her...
...And then he stared at Daisuke. “You know, you’re gonna have to go down...”
Blinking his eyes, Daisuke said, “Huh?”
Smirking a little, Ranma said, “It’s a martial artist’s duty to protect the weak and downtrodden. And since they’re not here, I’ll have to defend these poor ladies’ honor.” And so pressing the button quickly, Ranma chose the Women’s Team.
Kasumi glared dangerously at Hiroshi and Daisuke, though it wasn’t all that intimidating, and smiled at Ranma for keeping her little secret. She was going to beat the two perverts later anyway.
Daisuke smirked. “Heh. The Women’s Team shall fall at the might that is Geese Howard! All hail the invincible Geese!”
Pointedly ignoring the ranting of Daisuke, Kasumi walked to stand by Ranma’s side to get a better view of the screen.
“We’ll see about that...” Ranma said. He took a quick look at the side of the machine to get a look at ‘moves list’. Yep. All half-circles or z-forms for moves. He stood back up and at the ready and smiled at Kasumi. He set up for Mai, King, and Kasumi for last. Daisuke went for Geese Howard first, followed by Mr. Big, and then Krauser.
And of course both men agreed on selecting the Japan Stage.
And it was quite a shock to Kasumi. The 2-D animation was good. Geese looked like his evil bastard intimidating self...
...And Mai was just as bouncy as ever.
“Mmm... Eye candy...” Hiroshi drooled.
Kasumi looked with disgust at Hiroshi and Daisuke, their eyes glued to Mai’s breasts. Daisuke smirked. “Yeah... Heh. I wonder if the old video store downtown would sell any porn with Mai...”
“Something we should definitely look for after this,” Hiroshi said.
“You bet!” Daisuke said. He smiled. “Which means, I better beat Ranma quickly!”
And then the fight began, with Daisuke using Geese to beat the bloody snot out of Ranma playing as Mai.
Kasumi frowned as the fight progressed. It was obvious Ranma had not a clue as to how Mai really fought. Not that the kunoichi had a chance in hell of beating Geese in real life.
Hell, it was a miracle Ranma got one hit with Mai on Geese. And then it wasn’t long before the kunoichi went down.
“ANDIIIIEEEEE!!!” Was the cry as the digitally-rendered Kunoichi went down.
“No Andy Bogard for you, little lady!” Daisuke taunted. “Only Big Daddy Geese!”
At the sound of the cry, Kasumi frowned. “Mai isn’t interested in Andy.”
“I hope not!” Daisuke said, having heard Kasumi. “It would be such a shame if she went with such a weenie.”
“Yeah. We could really stand to see her do some porno,” Hiroshi agreed. “I’d love to get a good look at those breasts.”
Kasumi decided to better remain silent and avoid giving Daisuke and Hiroshi more clues. They didn’t need to know Mai's one-time crush on Andy was long over after she met her current boyfriend. Kasumi placed a hand on Ranma’s shoulder. “Sorry you lost that one, Ranma.”
“It’s all right. Two more to go,” He said. Next up, Ranma watched as the blonde fighter in the tuxedo appeared. “Are you sure that isn’t a man?”
Kasumi nodded. “She’s very good at Muai Thai.”
Looking at Kasumi, Ranma nodded and turned back to the screen, using the commands to use the Double Venom Kick...
...Only to have it cancelled out by Double Reppuken.
As the fight progressed Kasumi looked at the move-list to see what her arsenal was.
Frowning as he was getting the tar beaten out of him, Ranma went to have Kink jump in at the fighter, only by now, Daisuke had built of Geese's power meter enough for...
“RAGING STORM!”
“KO!”
With a cry of “ARGH!” From King, Ranma stared in shock as she was given the realistic animation of her shirt being blown to pieces, revealing her blue bra.
At the cheesecake being shown, Kasumi rolled her eyes. King NEVER wore anything but black underwear.
“Heh heh! Bra! BRA!” Hiroshi cheered.
Daisuke smirked. “One more round to go!” Remembering why Ranma did this, he smirked. “And then we can continue speaking of how we’d do Mai’s breasts and Kasumi up the ass.”
Turning her head sharply, Kasumi glared at Daisuke for a moment. Then pointedly ignoring the idiot, she stood on her tiptoes, placing her hands on Ranma’s shoulder, so she could whisper into his ear. She was going to give these two perverts a lesson.
Ranma looked over at Kasumi, at that time, a little digitally rendered Kasumi appeared on the screen, barely half the size of Geese.
“This is over!” Daisuke shouted evilly as Geese rushed forward, practically hovering.
Kasumi smiled and whispered on Ranma’s ear, “Sweep.”
Ranma did such, and threw Geese off his feet.
“Lucky shot!” Daisuke frowned, and prepared to hit Ranma with a straight-forward strong punch.
“Jump over it and kick him,” Kasumi told him. “Then sweep again.”
Doing as Kasumi told him, Ranma was proceeding to use Kasumi to beat the crap out of Daisuke’s Geese.
Kasumi smiled when she saw Daisuke curse at falling for a sweep twice. She inwardly smirked and whispered for Ranma to do another sweep, but this time to cancel it into a counter move. All her opponents always fell for that.
And indeed. Daisuke was falling for it as well. It wasn’t much longer before Daisuke’s Geese fell in defeat. “NO!” Daisuke shouted as he frowned. deeply He then looked at Ranma, and smirked. “Okay, okay. You got lucky. I still got two more fighters!”
Kasumi smiled at Daisuke from her position on Ranma’s shoulder, unaware of how it looked to others in her attempt to get some sort of satisfaction after his crude comments about her.
Hiroshi smirked. “Hey. I think Ranma’s impressing her.”
Daisuke blinked. “Hey! Then this means I can get a chance with her if I win!” And with that, when the game was ready, Daisuke was having Mr. Big rush forward...
...And Ranma was totally countering the moves with reversals.
...And ended the second match without taking a hit.
Kasumi smiled in amusement. “You’re catching on.”
“Thanks,” Ranma told Kasumi seriously. He then smirked at his opponent. “Not so big and bad with your Boss Team now, huh, Daisuke?”
Daisuke’s eye twitched.
Smirking, Kasumi leaned closer so that only Ranma heard her. “Want to finish this with a flair?” Looking at Kasumi, Ranma smiled. “You bet’cha!” He whispered back.
“When the round starts rush forward and taunt,” Kasumi told him. “He’ll think it is an attack and do nothing.”
Ranma did so, and the digitial Kasumi admonished Krauser, causing his power bar to lessen.
Growling, Daisuke rushed Krauser forward...
...Only to get the large German caught by the waving hand, and thrown.
“The hell!?” Daisuke shouted.
“Do it again. But instead of taunting do the DM instead,” Kasumi said with a glint in her eye.
Ranma did as told, and, yes, Daisuke fell for it, leaving Ranma to get a perfect KO as Kasumi beat the crap out of Krauser.
Kasumi smiled and stood down. “Perfect!”
“NO WAY!” Daisuke shouted. “B-b-b-but the Boss Team... Better... Stronger...” He was at a loss for words.
Hiroshi whistled. “Wow. She is great! I would REALLY like a chance to ride that ass now.”
Kasumi decided to hell with it. She could stand having people know who she was, with her name it was a matter of time, but she couldn’t take Hiroshi’s insults anymore. “Really? You’d like to give her a nice ride, huh?”
Noticing the tone of Kasumi’s voice, Ranma winced. “Oh boy, this’s gonna get ugly...” He mumbled.
Hiroshi nodded his head. And surprisingly, that got Daisuke out of his funk. “Yeah... I mean, if she’s good enough to beat the boss team, she’s gotta be a ride and a half in the sack.”
Hiroshi nodded in agreement. “I bet she’s got such a tight ass... Probably a good cock-sucker too.” “She must be,” Daisuke said. “She’s at perfect height to blow off some of the fighters while standing up.”
Kasumi’s expression turned hard at all the insults and she reached into her pocket. Retrieving a headband she tied it over her forehead. “Ranma?”
“Yeah?” Ranma smiled nervously. “What is it, Kasumi Todoh?” He stressed her last name.
“Do you mind if I kill your friends?” She glared at the boys.
Both Daisuke and Hiroshi paled considerably. “K-Kasumi Todoh!?” Daisuke said in shock.
“King of Fighters ’96 Kasumi Todoh?” Hiroshi whimpered, suddenly getting a bad feeling as he looked at the screen which showed an up-close pic of Kasumi, and then back at the face he was seeing now.
“I introduced myself before, only you were too busy hitting on me.” The black-haired girl cracked her knuckles. “So which one of you two wants to die first?”
Both men looked at each other. Their senses of self-preservation kicked in and they did what any guy would do...
They ran like hell!
“AHHHHHHHH!!!” Both Hiroshi and Daisuke screamed as they ran as fast as their legs would carry them.
Ranma laughed out loud. “Nice!”
Kasumi remained serious for a full five seconds before breaking into a giggling fit. As angry as she was she’d never attack them. She was more disciplined than that. “Though a slap would feel nice.”
Ranma blinked is eyes. He then started chuckling. He didn’t know why, but he started laughing. This was hilarious, and her giggling was contagious!
Calming down after a bit more, Kasumi then turned to look at Ranma. “Are all your friends perverted jerks like those two?”
Ranma shrugged. “A few. Some are just idiots, or martial artists, or delusional, or a combination of the four things.”
The girl shook her head, wondering once again what kind of place she’d fallen into. “Do you want to get some ice-cream?”
“SURE!” Ranma said with a smile.
Kasumi smiled and, feeling mischievous, encircled Ranma’s neck with her arms, taking her face closer to Ranma. In her sexiest voice she whispered, “You know how to push my buttons so well, Ranma.”
Ranma blushed quite a bit. “Uh... Uh... Uh...” He looked like he was going to die from terminal blush.
Kasumi leaned even closer, her hot breath caressing Ranma’s lips. “You certainly know how to play me in King of Fighters.” And with that she let go of the frozen Ranma and walked towards the exit. Ranma was so EASY to tease.
Ranma staid frozen in his spot for a few moments...
...Until Mr. Yamatama came up to him and shook his shoulder. “You gonna spend money or not?”
Ranma shook his head and ran out the way Kasumi had left.
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