Ranma... turned into a girl? Was this some kind of a cosmic joke on her? She could finally touch a boy, the boy was cute, strong, and seemed to be pretty nice, and he was a transsexual. She could hear them talking at school now.
"Rogue's into a girl, huh?" the Blob mused. "Shoulda guessed when she passed up such a prime example of manhood like myself she was a lez."
Toad laughed. "Not that passing you up is a sure sign of lesbianhood or anythin'. Me, on the other hand..."
"Rogue's no lez," Piotr put in snidely. "She's obviously bi, wanting to play it both ways. She's too much of a snob to let just anyone touch her."
"Yeah, there's a bunch of us. My dad turns into a giant panda, my friend Ryouga into a little black piglet, this crazy amazon who thinks she's my fiancee turns into a ca-c-ca-c-"
"Finacee?" asked Kitty quickly, sensing a possible obstacle in her possible love connection.
"Yeah, my Dad had this thing with arranged marriages. There was Ukyou, Shampoo, I guess Kodachi would count herself in there, and," he paused a moment, the name catching on his lips. "...Akane. But that's over now. I wanted a new life, so I left them behind."
Rogue slipped softly out of the room, melting away into the empty hall. She had heard enough. He had four fiancess, one after another, and left 'em all? He was some kind of playboy, for sure. That turning into a girl thing didn't matter to her a bit, nope. She just couldn't go out with someone who knew so little about how to treat a lady!
"Yeah, all at the same time. And they were more interested in each other than me, really. I was just there, you know?" Ranma completed his explination, shrugging, as the crowd listened with various states of interest and disbelief. Kitty was nodding vigorously. The poor boy, oppressed by his father like that, and those mean girls. He needed to be set up with someone, obviously. Someone like Rogue!
She smiled to herself. Consider plan R&R a go! She was all over this love thing. They were perfect for each other!
The Professor interrupted her thoughts. "You've lived a very interesting life, Ranma. I'd advise everyone to accept what he said as the truth. However, I'm sure a good portion of you have homework to do," this elicted a groan from a good portion of the assembled, "and besides, Ranma...
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