Great Distracted Will/Mastering the Will Power: Happi goes to Hell's Belles! [Episode 10958]

"Go to hell you, old pervert!" muttered Ranma darkly.

"Bampf!" exploded Happosai in a cloud of smoke.

"What the …?" Ranma blinked, then looked around at the chaos.  "What is going on?"

Happosai found himself immersed within an unbreatheable stench of sulfurous fumes and unbearable heat of glowing lava.   His first thought was that he'd been banished to hell, and he was not far wrong, but then he caught sight of the demons and devils lounging around, and overheard them discussing the latest ways to torture mortal men and steal their souls.

He stopped choking and started drowning in his own drool.

There were Succubae by the score, Erinyes by the gross, Marliths by the dozen, and assorted miscellaneous female demons and devils.   The hell's belles were lounging around the lava heated and sulfur scented hot springs, wearing black leather and silk lace outfits that were the next best thing to nothing at all.   As a Rule, demons and devils generally didn't get along, but these ladies of the nightmare had put aside any professional rivalry to meet on common ground: to gossip and gloat and exchange tips and just have a ball.

It was the 3,141,592,653^rd annual soul stealers' slumber party, but to Happosai, it was heaven in the lower planes.

Guinness was first to meet the funny little imp.   It had surprised her first by latching onto the marlith's bosom –which was not an unwelcome sensation but this was supposed to be an all girl-fiend gathering– then surprised her again by leaving her bosom without the needed support of foundation garments.   Guinness's face flushed with rage and embarrassment, then reached for her swords.   Lechery and sexual harassment were an accepted occupational hazard, but theft was an insult not to be tolerated!

The battle cry of, "kill the perverted imp!", or a similar utterance, was soon taken up by others as Happosai bounded through the explosion of fireballs and lightning, dodged the between flash of steel blades and vorpal snickernees, and the whip crack of lashes, while he collected the finest assortment of delicate trophies.   Powerful women (or close enough) chasing after him in righteous indignation and all the lingerie he could liberate!

"Sweeto!" Happosai exclaimed as he realised he was cornered and about to be mutilated.   This was the best thing that ever happened to him!   Nothing could spoil this moment!

"Bampf!" exploded Happosai a moment before the girl-fiends could unleash their undivine wrath.

"What is going on?" Ranma demanded as he stared at the space vacated by the banished pervert.   Then, just because he wished to know, he suddenly did.   "Oh, man!"

He glanced at Akane, who suddenly found herself naked and pinned to the clothesline by her ears.   "Ow!   Ow!   Owie!   Ranma you jerk!"

"Heheh!   Sorry about that!" Ranma apologised, and Akane suddenly found herself fully dressed –in a straight jacket   "What the…?" Akane growled long enough for a gag to appear in her mouth.

"Uhm, not quite what I had in mind," Ranma observed, "but quieter.  Hang on, I'll get back to you."  Then turning his attention to Nabiki and Kasumi, he made the maid uniforms vanish.

He blushed, then made their regular clothes reappear.   "Oh, man.   Sorry about that.   I need to practice this a bit."

"That's okay, Ranma-sama," chorused Nabiki and Kasumi, then returned to their chores.   The costumes had changed, but not the domestic compulsion.   But an oblivious Ranma had already turned his attention to Soun and so the girls' father turned from a bawling baby into a bawling old man.

Next Ranma made Happosai reappear in another smoke flash.   The old pervert looking around and yelled, "Ranma, because of you, I've seen Hell!"   Then he feel onto his knees, pleaded with sparkling eyes, "Send me back!"

"Uh, what?" Ranma demanded and made an impression of a fish out of water.

"Those gals had knives and whips and swords and spears and yaya's the size of watermelons!" Happosai excplained.   "They were throwing fire balls and ice bolts and … ya just gotta send me back there!   Pweeese!"

"Uhm, okay," Ranma agreed with a wave of his hand, and Happosai bampfed away once more.   "That was a disturbing insight into Happosai's perversion," Ranma shook his head.

"Mmffmmghhg," agreed Akane.  Possibly.  It was rather hard to tell.

"Right, I better get the rest of this mess cleaned up," Ranma agreed, and turned away from her to begin.   In the process, Shampoo, Kodachi, and Cologne were: