The mighty Amazon duck, the only one in existance that practices the dreaded Hidden Weapons technique, took to the air after settling his smaller set of glasses on his beak. The one thing he enjoyed about his curse was the ability to fly over everyone else and be completely ignored... at least, when he wanted to be. He did have some pleasant memories of dive-bombing certain people in Nerima with the dreaded weapon that all birds possess, the remembered with a snicker.
He was still snickering when he approached the Tendo compound and flew over the metallic building next to the house. Perhaps this was a mistake.
Deep within the bowels of the building, the computer compared the noise it was picking up, ie - a duck snickering, and compared it to its list of potential threats. The list was amazingly short. The decision to activate offensive options.
Mouse had been flying around the metallic building, wondering what it was, when he observed a panel opening in the roof. Curious, he flew a little closer to see more clearly. Thus, he could see what looked like a bundle of tubes rising from recess. When it swiveled and pointed at him, he felt a sensation of dread creeping down his spine.
RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT!
*** QUACK QUACK ***
Flapping wildly, he twisted rapidly back and forth to evade the streams of bullets flying through the air. After five minutes, a very sweaty and tired duck was extremely grateful to see the weapon retreat within its niche.
Turning to head back to the restaurant, he produced a sweatdrop when he heard:
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Turning his head, he saw another panel finish sliding back to reveal an surface-to-air missile swinging into position.
"QUACK QUACK QUACKITY QUACK!!!!" He cursed, pumping his wings as hard as he could.
*** FWOOSH!!! ***
"QUAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
BOOM!!!
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Nabiki looked up from the table at the sound of the explosion from outside. "What in the hell was that?" She sputtered, her eyes flicking back and forth in panic.
Chibi-Ranma simply pulled out his holographic keyboard and pressed a few buttons. A few seconds later, he caused it to disappear and looked up with a grin. "IT WORKED!" He shouted, jumping to his feet and pumping a fist in the air. "My patent pending anti-flying Amazon security system is a complete success! I AM SUCH A GENIUS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
Completely unknown to him, the entire Tendo family sweatdropped while eyeing the mad scientist with more than a little fear dancing in thier eyes.
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