*****
(TRYOUTS FOR THE SENSHI RANGER SHOW - TODAY ONLY!)
A large banner of the girls (helmets off, skintight spandex on) hung overhead as a *long* line of men queued up to a table, with a small panel of judges seated behind it. Ranma, co-opted as chairman, called out to the line, "Awright, NEXT! Whaddaya got fer us?"
A man wearing white long underwear with waffle-tread marks randomly over the chest walked up, his belt sporting several squeeze bottles of maple syrup. From behind his back he whipped out a waffle iron. "I am... The WAFFLER! With my Griddle of Justice, I *bash* the enemy in the head, or I burn them, like so!" *hzzzzzz* "Ahhh! Oh! Oh! And I also have my Truth Syrup! It's Low Fat!"
"NEXT!"
"An' I been workin' on a theme song..."
"NEXT!"
*****
A man in Tudor-style clothing walked up, followed closely by a several sheep, who for some odd reason were rubbing against his hose-clad legs. On closer inspection, Ranma saw that the sheep were wearing lipstick.
"NEXT!"
"Don't you wanta hear about my super power?"
"NO!! NEXT!"
*****
A large man in a dark cloak with very muscular bare arms poking out the sides stepped forward. He whipped open the cloak to reveal... a pink tutu.
"I... am BALLERINA MAN!!"
"NEXT!"
*****
A group of very hairy, bearded men showed up wearing mockups of the Senshi Ranger (tm) Evening Gown collection.
"Awww, man! I told you guys at the last tryout! NO! NO! N, O, NO!"
Ranma jumped up on the table. "LOOK! How many a' you dinks realize we're lookin' fer BADGUYS?! We want people fer the Senshi ta go up against on the show. NOT sidekicks, NOT allies, AND NO STUNT DOUBLES!!"
*****
Soon after, most of the crowd had cleared out, except for a couple of actual stuntmen and one large, muscular, blond man in sunglasses who came up and leaned on the table.
"So, uh, ya mean that if I come work for you, I get to meet all a these cute babes?"
"That's right." An exasperated Ranma replied.
"An' I get to wrassle with 'em every day?" the man drawled.
"Well, not every day..."
"An' I'll get paid for this?" the man asked evenly.
"Well, yes, but..."
"I'LL DO IT!! Where do I sign?"
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