The game resumes. You are falling to your death but are intercepted by a strange hole appearing before you. You disappear into it. The hole opens in an open field depositing you on your face.
OUCH. YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Can't prove it. Besides, oh great martial artist, you should be able to control how you land.
....ASSHOLE.
Yea, yea, whatever.
I
You are currently carrying :
1 Dragon whisker (braided into hair)
Jusenkyou Girl Curse (activated)
Cat Phobia
Mad Martial Arts Skillz
SNK Martial Arts Powers
King Of Fighters Invitation
Plane Ticket to Mexico
House Keys
WAIT, SNK POWERS?
Well, It regroups all the techniques you were exposed to/learned involuntarily while you were Ranma Saotome but they've been upgraded to be more on the level of SNK fighters.
OH. SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Basically, instead of doing a spiral for the Hyruu Shoten Ha, all you need to do is build up enough ki to do either.
COOL! HEY, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO HELPFUL ANYWAY?
Because a blithering idiot like you would freeze yourself to death with all this power.
MISTER AXE, MEET MISTER COMPUTER...
OK, OK, OK!!! You're not an idiot!! Put the damn thing away!!
MUCH BETTER. LOOK AT KOF INVITATION
You open the envelope with the letter C on it and begin reading. It states:
Greetings Mr. Ranma Saotome,
As a fighter of your stature may have figured, this is an invitation to this year's King of Fighters. My name is Chizuru Kagura and I am the hostess of this year's tournament.
Now, as this is your first year and you have no partners, I have decided to try something different. Your other two partners have been chosen at random, but you are the register leader of
the team as a form of condolence. Now I have enclosed a ticket to Mexico as that is where you will meet your new partners and have your first match to determined your place in the
tournament.
Chizuru Kagura.
GOOD LUCK, MY ASS. SO IT'S OFF TO MEXICO, HUH?
It's what the letter said, right? Anyway, there's one more thing you should know before you go.
AND THAT IS?
Don't drink the water.
ANYWAYS, HOW DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT MY CURSE?
Detailed reports. This tournament isn’t just for any shlub, you know? See? Look.
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Ranma Saotome
Birthplace: Japan
Birth date: June 26, 1976 (20 years old)
Height: 5'7"(M)
5'1" (F)
Weight: 164 lbs(M)
99 lbs(F)
Blood type: AB
Hobbies: Sleeping, eating, training
Favorite food: All
Favorite sport: Martial Arts
Most valuable: Dojo
Hates the most: His curse
Fighting style: Saotome Musabetsu Kakuto Ryuu
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UM, WHAT THE HELL? I'M TWENTY-ONE NOW!?!
Yep, and you got your own place to.
REALLY? WELL, MIGHT AS WELL CHECK IT OUT. GO TO MY HOME
The scene fades to black and reappears with you in front of a traditional Japanese home with red roof tiles and a stone fence surrounding the grounds. Next to the home, a rather large
dojo can be seen.
WOAH, DID THOSE CHEATS COVER ALL THIS?
Basically. Since you're such a big deal artist, you've been in tournaments and can afford all this thanks to the prize money you've gotten.
ENTER HOUSE.
You enter your house.
LOOK
You are in living room
It's rather Spartan considering that you do spend some time here, but have things needed for comfortable living. The living room is appropriately decorated
with a large sofa, armchair and Large T.V.
GO TO KITCHEN
You Walk To Kitchen
You are in Kitchen
The kitchen is stocked with the apropate tools and the fridge is good and full.
GO TO MY ROOM
You are in your room
You go to your bedroom and find a Queen-sized bed, a mirror and a closet full of gender neutral clothing.
LOOK IN MIRROR.
You get a good look at yourself. You're dressed in a loose pair of faded denim blue jeans and a loose black T-shirt. Your female form hasn't gained that much height, but you've lost alot of
baby fat in your face. It's slightly more angled as well, giving you a more adult look. All in all, you're a nice piece of ass.
IF YOU MAKE ANY MORE COMMENTS ABOUT ME AND MY ASS, YOU AND MR AXE...
OK, OK, OK!!
SO, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?
So now he asks! Ok, your mission is to win the King Of Fighters'97 Tournament and defeat Orochi. You can also complete the many sub-quests, namely get one of the following girls madly in love with you and have hot, nasty, torrid sex.
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Athena Asamiya
Yuri Sakazaki
Mai Shiranui
Kasumi Todoh
Chizuru Kagura
Leona
Shermie
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WAIT, WHY CAN'T I GET KING OR BLUE MARY?
Because the game's programers like Ryo. Besides, YOU DON'T MESS WITH TERRY'S WOMAN.
OK,OK, SHEESH. I STILL GOT PLENTY OF POONTANG TO GET WITH. HEHEEHE.
Oh, joy.
I
You are currently carrying :
1 Dragon whisker (braided into hair)
Jusenkyou Girl Curse (activated)
Cat Phobia
Mad Martial Arts Skillz
SNK Martial Arts Powers
King Of Fighters Invitation
Plane Ticket to Mexico
House Keys
SCORE
You have scored 0 points
Current Rank: Orochi Fodder
Sub-quests completed 0/50
GREAT. GO TO KITCHEN[/i]
You Walk To Kitchen
You are in Kitchen
LOOK AT FAUCET
It's a plain everyday faucet
TURN FAUCET ON
It doesn't respond to your sad pick-up lines
TURN FAUCET TO HOT WATER[/i]
You turn the faucet on and splash your face with warm water returning you to your proper gender. So now what, boy wonder?
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