Needless to say, they weren't talking to each other, and were giving each other the occasional glare of death (tm). Iori grumbled under his breath, before turning to deliver yet another bone-chilling gaze at the Kusanagi heir.
... only to find that his rival had apparently been so busy pretending to stare in the opposite direction, he had stepped into the drain and changed sex.
"heh heh heh heh heh. Ha ha ha ha ha! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Recovering his good humour at this opportunity to taunt Kyo, Iori decided to embark on one of his amusing plans.
"Hey, Kusanagi. Want me to tell you where to find hot water?"
"Feh. I'm not stupid, you know, Yagami. I'm soaked right now, all I have to do is heat up this water with my BURNING FLAMES OF THE KUSANAGI!!!" Kyo shouted, flaring up with his powers.
Unfortunatly, Kyo IS stupid. This time, he forgot he was in Shermie mode.
*ZAP!*
Soaking wet, and channeling lightning around herself and through the water on her skin, Shermie pretty much shorted herself out. (BTW, that wouldn't have happened if she had been throwing lightning outwards at a target)
"heh heh heh heh heh. Ha ha ha ha ha! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
"uuuhh..."
"Want me to supply the flames for you?"
"That's awfully nice to... er, wait, NO!" Kyo shouted, noticing just how much energy Iori was pouring into his upraised palm, "On second thought, let's just go to that place you were telling me about."
"Humph. Too bad, I was looking forward to treating you to my Ya Sen Sakazuki! (8 Wine Cups)" Iori pretended to grumble as he dismissed the purple flames in his hand, though it was actually all part of the plan, "The nearest place is this doctor who lives nearby, he does acupunture, shiatsu, and Chinese herbology."
"Sounds impressive. What's his name?"
"Chin Gensai."
*********
Later, in the hallway of the clinic:
"Bwahahaha! Now, Kyo, enjoy my gift of the Ya Sen Sakazuki!"
Inside the room, Kyo screamed as a completely drunk out of his skull Chin Gensai contorted his body into a pretzel.
Screaming, "I'm not your patient!!!" Kyo let loose his flames to barbecue this drunken idiot.
Iori watched as the door exploded outward, as Kyo's flames iginited the alchoholic fumes steeping the room.
"heh heh heh heh heh. Ha ha ha ha ha! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
***********
At the school, Iori was rushed by a large group of students.
"Yagami-san! Yagami-san!"
"Yagami-senpai, may I have your autograph?"
"Join my band for our jamming session!"
"My birthday is this Friday and..."
"I want to have your baby!"
"Stay away from my girlfriend!"
"I heard you liked cats, and mine just had kittens..."
"I want to have your baby!"
Growling, Iori tried his best to manuever through the crowd. Threats of violence had worked the first couple of months, until someone realized that he never delivered on those threats. Truth be told, tearing through a crowd of non-fighters not only went against his subconscious dislike of violence, it reminded him too much of the whole riot of the blood incident.
"HOLD, VILLIAN!!!"
"oh, crap, not him again," Iori murmured to himself, face palming.
The crowd cleared immediately in anticipation of the erupting duel. Standing a few feet away, was the Tae-Kwon-Doe legend himself, Kim Kaphwan.
"Face the Flying Feet of JUSTICE!!!" Kim challenged Iori, "I shall defeat you with the justice in my heart, but fear not, once you are beaten by the might of JUSTICE, I will allow you to learn the meaning of true JUSTICE alongside my other student!"
"...grumble grumble... stupid idiot just looking for another team member for KOF since one of his convicts escaped... grumble grumble..."
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