[Episode 116315] [Episode 116315]Script. Man.
Man. Script.
Finally he set the script on his desk and folded his hands in a manner similar to Gendo Ikari, although his face to too thin to give the same ‘I’m a Bastard, hate me’ look only the NERV Commander could give. He looked at the man across his, a tad overweight and graying hair, but still handsome and fit looking. The Executive leaned back in his chair and addressed the man opposite of him. “Mister Wannabe, I have read the script idea you handed me, and I have one question, if I may ask it.”
The man called Wannabe nodded. “Of course you may Mister Netts.”
The man called Netts stood up suddenly and slammed his palms into the desk. “ARE YOU OUT OF YOU FREAKING MIND!?!?” Sitting back down Netts gestured to the script. “The fact you gave us a script for a program rated for adult viewers only doesn’t concern me. The fact that it contains sex and violence? Some concern, but not much of one since it is for an adult audience.” Netts leaned forward, looking at the man opposite of him sternly. “But what you suggest is outrageous!”
Wannabe held a hand up for a moment. “I am suggesting a programmed martial arts tournament comprised of female fighters only. With not only a live audience but a televised one as well. A sixteen woman tournament with the winner winning one hundred million yen and a house or condo or other housing of her choice, as well as respectable prizes for second, third and fourth places. The punishment for losing only adds to the incentive to win.”
Netts gritted his teeth as he looked Wannabe in the eye. “This ‘Punishment’ is having a trio of men strip the loser naked, tying her arms behind her back if she fights back or tries to run and, forgive my language, fuck the living hell out of her!”
Wannabe nodded. “That’s about the size of it.”
“Do you know how much flak we’ll get from other networks, let alone woman’s rights activists!? It sounds like something a group of young men would make up as a round robin fiction for their own pleasure!” Netts then glared at a random spot as if someone (Say a writer or reader) was there.
Wannabe pulled a folder out and set it on the desk. “Don’t worry, the money your network will make will be more than worth it. I’m not only expecting Japanese to watch either, Americans, Britain, Germans, men from dozens of countries would pay to see two of their favorite things, fighting and sex! I even have seven women who are willing to enter the tournament!”
Netts blinked and grabbed the folder. “Your kidding? Who would want... Kasumi and Ayane?”
Wannabe nodded. “Dead or Alive tournament fighters. Ayane seems to hold a grudge or something with Kasumi. She wants to humiliate her in front of the world. Kasumi has her own reasons, what they are she didn’t tell me.”
“Sakura and Karin?”
“Rivals. Sakura sees this as nothing more than a way to become stronger. Karin sees it as a way to one up Sakura. Both seem to think that if they win all the fights they won’t be stripped. Which is true, but it won’t be easy.”
“Mai Shiranui. King of Fighters participant, correct?”
“Yes. She said something about an ‘Andy’ when she offered to join up.”
“OK, all of those I can... sort of understand... But this next one... Chun-Li? Calls herself the World’s Strongest Woman, but I don’t see why she would join.”
Wannabe grinned a little bit. “You just said it. She calls herself the World’s Strongest Woman and she told me she was willing to prove it. She seemed a little put off by the prospect of being used as a sex toy in front of millions, but she seems confident enough that she’ll not only win but stay clothed.”
Netts looked at the last name as he sighed. “And you also have Tina Armstrong in there, also Dead or Alive, Woman’s Wrestler, Model, aspiring actress. Her reasons?”
“One hundred million yen, and to catapult her movie career.”
“Could end up in the porn career like this.” Netts mumbled under his breath as he looked at Wannabe again. “That still leaves nine slots open.”
Wannabe nodded and leaned back in his chair. “True. I’ve planned for the event we end up short, but I want at least another seven women. That would mean giving away two bys, but that’s life. Getting nine more would be best however and I’m sure I can locate them myself, and even if I can’t a little advertisement should bring in the remainder.”
“You are also aware that Sakura and Karin are under eighteen?”
“So? No one needs to know that.”
‘Not that they already don’t.’ Netts thought to himself. “And the men that will have their way with the losers?”
“Hand picked by myself. All well endowed and with excellent stamina. They will, if you pardon the pun, rise to the occasion.”
“And you think this will actually work?”
“Yes I do. Men and possibly woman from around the world will watch. And it will be mentioned that everyone who signed up to enter the tournament did so of their own free will and understood the consequences of losing. Well before the tournament we’ll make sure they sign a contract so they are legally forced to strip and fuck if they lose and even allowed to... participate in the screwing of an opponent they just defeated.”
Netts refolded his hands as he thought for a while. It was a good five minutes before he said another word.
“Very well then Mister Wannabe. I need to run this idea by a few other people, but I think I can have it go through.” ‘Especially since the lot of them are horny old goats...’ Netts thought to himself. “I should be able to get back to you in two days and the tournament itself, what do you call it, The Ultimate Woman’s Fighting Championship or UWFC, should be ready to begin in... three months.”
Wannabe raised an eyebrow. “So soon?”
Netts shrugged. “I have connections. Is that acceptable?”
Wannabe smiled. “Quite.”
Two days passed and Wannabe was given the go-ahead to find nine more women to fight in the tournament. The first one he wanted to get was...
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