[Episode 116671] [Episode 116671]"I was invited," Tarou said. "And the food was free."
"Ahh, bounty hunting not turning out good cash?" Ranma said in mock-pity.
"I'm not the one baring my all for anybody coming into the doors of a downtown strip club," Tarou reminded her. "Every little bit helps."
"Feh," Ranma said, irritably sitting up and looking over her uniform carefully.
"I didn't tear it," Tarou said.
"You better not have," Ranma said. "It's new. I wore it the first time today."
"I like you too much to cost you money, Ranma-chan," Tarou said, sitting up himself, if reluctantly.
"You like my 38-24-35," Ranma corrected playfully. "And the fact that I'll play any game you like." The last was a resigned statement, but Tarou missed the tone.
"Those are your measurements?" Tarou asked. "Hmm, I thought you were bigger."
"Give me a break," Ranma said irritably. "I'm only five foot two. If were much bigger I could hardly walk right."
"Just how did a drow elf end up with that body?" Tarou asked.
Ranma sighed and shook her head for a moment, turning about and cupping one of her massive tits.
"These, you mean?" she asked, hmming pleasantly at the touch of her own hand. She shook her head clear, hiding it as an action of amusement. "Once upon a time, over two-hundred years ago, a drow priestess of Eilistraee named Nodoka grew jealous of a human sorceress by the name and title of Naga the White Serpent. The priestess cast prayers upon herself to improve her figure, without effect. However, as she cast the spells upon herself while she was pregnant..."
Ranma gestured in a figure it out for yourself manner.
"Thus was born the rare drow bombshell," Tarou said, nodding.
"Right," Ranma said standing up and starting to get dressed. "My mother decided to make me more 'womanly' than any other woman. She was introducing me to men when I was seventy, soon after my first period. My mother's obsession lost her her goddess and me my virginity."
"It's amazing you don't have children, Ranma," Tarou said. "One-hundred thirty years of sex and still childless."
"I have children," Ranma corrected. "I just haven't had children recently. All my children grew up and had their own children. As for the other, I wasn't very sexual for a hundred of those years."
"Why are you telling me all this?" Tarou asked. Ranma shrugged, not really sure herself.
"I need to talk to someone about things sometimes," Ranma said. "And the curse makes..."
"Curse," Tarou said, looking to Ranma.
"Damn it," Ranma muttered. "Yeah, that's what Nabiki and I were talking about, getting rid of my curse."
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