The sweat dripped down Ukyou's face in torrents. Okay, that's hyperbole, but she was losing moisture faster than was healthy due to her anxiety. Ukyou wasn't sure that the house would be able to track her movements, but what she'd seen so far indicated that nothing larger than a shrew could get into the house without the security systems noticing. But how discriminating was it? Was it smart enough to figure out that she was the master the maids of the mansion were searching for?
With any luck, the house lost track of her when she entered the changing room.
"What does it say, Dee?" asked Biiko, looking over the massive girl's shoulder.
"It says here that the master is... I don't believe it!"
Uh oh, thought Ukyou. That didn't sound promising. That tone didn't sound promising. She could only hope that the house placed her in something like the septic tank, or some similarly unbelievable place. Anywhere but...
"The master... is in this room!" concluded Dee.
Crap!
"But that's impossible! The only ones in this room are Eiko, Shiiko, you, me and... Chikokusha-san?" Biiko hung on the last name. She turned to Ukyou, who was known to them as 'Chikokusha-san', who flinched at her scrutiny.
Double crap!
Staring at Ukyou with wide eyes, Biiko whispered, "Come to think of it, if you tie Chikokusha-san's hair back into a ponytail, I think she would look like Goshuujin-sama..." Ukyou felt like her (wide-eyed) gaze was paralyzing her legs; she couldn't move.
Crap, crap, crappity, crap!
Biiko's eyes became round and crudely drawn. "Kami-sama, the master is a cross-dresser with a maid fetish!" she screamed in realization, then collapsed in a faint.
"But she's not a cross-dresser! We saw her naked! Chikokusha-san is a girl, through and through!" Shiiko squealed in protest, "There's no way she could be the master!"
"Unless..." Eiko said in numb understanding, "...our master was a girl all along!"
Shiiko's eyes widened with sudden realization.
Dee frowned. "Or... this is an imposter who looks like the master!"
Ukyou briefly wished she was in the septic tank after all. It would justify all the crap she was being mired in.
"Um, Ah gotta go! Bye!" Ukyou said quickly, her accent returning, and turned tail to run from the information room.
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