[Episode 118335] [Episode 118335]“Man Sis,” said Nabiki, poking the three men with a stick as she read some weird handheld computer the one called ‘Gary’ had on him, “you really did a number on these guys.”
“They were perverts!” yelled Akane.
“Besides,” she said, blushing slightly, “most of their injuries came from Ranma running them over flirting with that hentai cat girl.”
“H-How is this my fault!” yelped Ranma from up in a nearby tree.
“It just is!” yelled Akane back, throwing what she thought was a rock at him.
It wasn’t, and soon once more, Ranma was being chased around not only by the Shadowcat but now a Cheetit as well.
“Oh my, now there’s two cat girls!” said Kasumi, as she held out her hand and caught the now empty pokéball.
“You mean there are girls in these things!” yelped Akane.
“Appears that way,” said Nabiki, as she pointed the computer towards the girls. “Hey, can you two stop chasing him for a minute and come here?”
The two pokégirls stopped, before shrugging and walking up to her. After all, if it had been a battle, then their former master had to either pay with cash or them. Apparently the girls chose them.
Nodding, Nabiki pointed the device at both of them. “Now I think I have to hit this…”
CHEETIT, the Fast Cat Pokégirl.
Type: Near Human, felinoid (cheetah)
Element: Fighting/Normal
Frequency: Common in the Dark Continent north of the Sanctuary colony and its frontier territory. Uncommon (Crescent League). Very Uncommon (Crimson League). To rare elsewhere.
Diet: human standard, though heavy on meats, fish and proteins
Role: ultra-fast strike troops and range-hunters
Libido: Average (Unbonded) to High (Bonded to a Tamer)
Strong Vs: Bug, Dark, Ghost, Ice, Normal, Rock, Steel
Weak Vs: Fighting, Flying, Psychic
Attacks: Slash, Bite, Speed Punch (a machine-gun speed punching attack), Rocket Lunge and Tackle (snaring the target at high speed and spinning around to make the target nauseous), Tail Slap (similar to a Dameosaur's attack, but done at VERY high speeds), Rocket Dodge and Tackle (similar to the Rocket Lunge and Tackle, though this has a built-in defense), Tornado Run (racing around the target to create a tornado, thus knocking them out).
Enhancements: Golden furred skin with dark ring spots, semi-prehensile tail, enhanced hearing, smell and eyesight. Clawed fingers and toes for light slashing and gripping objects. The Cheetit is said to be the fastest runner on the planet, but her endurance pales against a Grizzlar or a Dameosaur. Very strong leg muscles to support her speed runs. High Endurance. ability to shift the length of it's hair at will and can heal at twice the rate of Rock Pokégirls so long as they aren't damaged with magic or Fire.
Evolves: Cheetaura (normal), Leopardess (loss of speed and unconditional love from a Tamer)
Evolves From: Catgirl (Cat E-Medal)
The Cheetit is one of the original (Sukebe-created) pokégirl breeds, a specialized version of a Catgirl obviously meant for quick in-and-out strikes against lone targets. After Sukebe vanished, Feral Cheetits wound their way to the Dark Continent and Crescent League territories, expanding to cover the ancient home range of their genetic templates, the cheetahs.
That state of affairs pretty much lasted until Sanctuary's founding in PS 196/CE 2188. At first, Feral Cheetits were captured and Tamed by the Sanctuary Goths to fill the role of frontier range guardian. However, since Cheetits are heterosexual, it was easy enough for a wandering Tamer to slave a Cheetit to himself by Taming, thus potentially opening a hole in Sanctuary's defenses. That was eventually covered when the Dameosaurs made their first appearance in PS 214/CE 2206. To ensure their frontier was kept safe, the Dameosaurs were encouraged to hunt down and kill Cheetits, thus driving them to the northern reaches of the Dark Continent. Once that was done, the Dameosaurs were made to leave the Cheetits alone. Beyond Dark Continent territory, the Cheetits also appear in the territory of the Crescent League (the old Middle Eastern states of Arabia, Persia and the Caucasus region of Europe). Prized for their speed and fighting prowess, Cheetits are often the target of visiting Tamers from afar who travel to the Crescent League to get their hands on one.
Cheetits are the fastest ground runners of all pokégirl breeds. On a level road, they've been clocked up to 350 miles per hour (563 km/h). They can't maintain such speeds for long, however; like the cheetahs of old, the Cheetit can only use her speed for short periods (in the prime of health, a Cheetit could maintain her top speed for thirty minutes before fatigue sets in). In comparison, Dameosaurs can reach 250 miles per hour (402 km/h) in a dead sprint, but they could maintain it for two hours on average.
While most Cheetits think "speed is life," they can slow themselves down for their Tamer or their Tamer's other pokégirls. Cheetits are very passionate lovers, especially if their fur is petted while being Tamed.
It is said in the Crescent League that if you make a Cheetit purr during Taming, you will have very good luck in the near future.
SHADOWCAT, the Fickle Feline Pokégirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Psychic/Dark
Frequency: Very Rare
Diet: human style foods
Role: espionage, spying
Libido: Average to High
Strong Vs: Poison, Psychic
Weak Vs: Bug
Attacks: Fade, Teleport, Scratch, Kitty Litter, Fury Swipes, Lick, Nightshade, Agility, Quick, Backstab, Armor, Spank, Go Down Enhancements: Aura Sight, Darkvision, Enhanced Hearing (x3), Enhanced Reflexes (x4), Enhanced Sight (x3), Enhanced Speed (x2)
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Cheshire (Dark Stone)
When a Cheshire, already strong with her mental powers, is given a Dark Stone, she evolves into a Shadowcat.
Shadowcats are stronger psychics than their previous forms, and can fight other psychic pokégirls much more easily, using their new Dark-type status to help protect them from mental attack. Most Shadowcats have deep colors, with blacks and dark purples being the most common, but burnt tan and silver being known, albeit rarely. They prefer subtlety to open confrontation, using their Aura Sight to determine who is the easiest for them to play off of. They can see, albeit in black and white vision only, in the complete absence of light somehow, thanks to their Darkvision enhancement.
Shadowcats are strong fighters, not because of any sheer might, but because they are incredibly sneaky. They prefer to focus on defense first, and try to use Quick as soon as possible in a fight, or before fighting if possible. Once they can act on their Quick, they will use both Armor and Fade. On the next round of combat they will let the Fade do its job, and use Agility to help them dodge any incoming attacks. With her Armor and Agility raised in addition to being hidden by the Fade, it becomes virtually impossible to detect the Shadowcat, let alone hit her. Once these defenses are up, a Shadowcat will usually circle behind her opponent and attempt to use Backstab for a quick finish. Alternately, they’ll use Go Down to bring their surprised opponent to orgasm, or use Spank, taunting their foe.
Shadowcats are vain creatures, and love attention. They’ll often act arrogant, being so confident in their own abilities, but they are usually playful in this, never meaning to hurt another’s feelings. If treated badly, she is standoffish and uncooperative, usually using Fade to disappear right when she’s needed the most. Her favorite activity is to just lie still while her Tamer strokes her body, giving her compliments. A few minutes of this will usually work a Shadowcat into a playful mood, shifting her libido to High, and she’ll pull her Tamer down onto her so she can be Tamed.
Feral Shadowcats are playful hunters, stalking around under their Fade power and pouncing on chosen prey. They never hurt whoever they stalk though, instead just using Lick and lightly pawing them after pouncing them to show she won, and then bounding away to the next “victim” using Teleport to escape if pursued. Capturing a Feral Shadowcat is thusly quite hard. Threshold girls almost never become Shadowcats directly, but those who do enjoy using their newfound powers to tease people a little, and tend to act very haughty when shipped to a pokégirl ranch, as though she couldn’t care less, no matter how much she’s hurting inside.
“Oh my, that’s pretty useful,” said Kasumi.
Nabiki nodded. “We ended up in a porno-world,” she finished, glaring at the still shivering Saotome.
“W-what about her?” asked Ranma, pointing to a girl hiding nearby, still winded from her escape from the three mangled tamers.
HIGH ELF, the Noble Elf Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal/Magic
Frequency: Very Uncommon (All Leagues)
Diet: vegetarian human diet
Role: Strategic thinkers
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Ghost, Magic, Flying
Weak Vs: Fighting, Ice
Attacks: Cheer, V-Splash, Absorb, Power Bolt, Dazzle, Shield, Barrier Enhancements: Increased Magic Affinity, increased lifespan
Evolves: N/A
Evolves From: Elf (Normal)
The basic evolution of the Elf is the High Elf. Visually, not much changes. High Elves become taller and slimmer and, unlike most evolutions, do not gain any breast enhancements. They enjoy having long hair, often wearing as long as they can maintain. Some even learn special magic to hide their long hair into a special subdimension.
High Elves change the most in behavior, becoming highly logical in thought, which makes many think of them as high-class snobs. Those knowledgeable about Pre-Sukebe television programming often refer to them as "Vulcans". They don't require constant tamings, as they are like Ingenues in that they have mild Feral state, but unlike Ingenues, High Elves continually find themselves adding heavy-handed innuendo to dialogue, which can be highly embarrassing.
In bed, however, High Elves are often just as randy as high-libidoed pokégirls, even if they don't have the sexual endurance of said girls.
High Elves try to avoid being in direct combat, preferring instead to direct others with fairly good strategies. When they do enter combat, they prefer to fight at long distances or behind magical barriers to protect them, since they take double damage from Fighting techniques.
“I think that mean’s she’s rare,” commented Nabiki.
“Oh dear, she’s hurt,” sighed Kasumi, as she pulled a medical kit from behind her back—she did learn from watching Mousse and Ranma often needed it enough to make carrying it practical. “I’d better tend her wounds.”
“What’s that thing?” asked Akane.
“I think it’s some sort of advanced computer,” Nabiki replied. “Think about Pokémon, this would be a Pokédex, I guess.”
“So what does this mean?” Akane replied, wanting to see if one of the other guys had one. She wanted to play with one too.
“It means we ended up on a world were sex is life, females are apparently Pokémon, and I doubt we’ll find some random magical device to take us back home,” she finished. “Looks like we’re stuck with Saotome.”
“WHAT?” yelled Akane.
“Actually, that sounds correct,” said the High Elf. “If your arrival was some sort of dimensional crossing, then in all likelihood you are stuck on this planet. I assume you are all one hundred percent human?”
“Yes,” Nabiki nodded.
“Then you are quite lucky, that male named Gary would have tried to ‘add’ you to his team, most likely with a modified pokéball, had you had any poké-DNA.”
“Well what if we don’t want that?” asked Akane.
“The rights of the female are very limited here,” she replied. “If you were not pokégirls, he would have captured you and likely sold you off to the highest bidder, as a full human female would be worth a large fortune to the right people.”
“That sounds like our former Master alright,” said the Shadowcat.
“That doesn’t sound nice at all,” said the frowning Kasumi, as she finished cleaning and bandaging the High Elf’s shallow cut.
“Wait, former?” asked Nabiki.
The two cat-pokégirls nodded, as they explained the rules of battle to the four.
Needless to say, Ranma was once again running, but not from cat-girls this time.
“COME BACK HERE YOU PERVERT!” yelled Akane.
“Great,” muttered Nabiki, as she called the two girls over towards the High Elf. It looked like she was going to need to come up with a plan.
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