As Akane picked up the table, a groan from Ryoga could be heard as he stood up, brushing off any debris from the wall he'd just crashed through. He looked towards where Akane was shouting out to announce an attack with... a table was moving. Ryoga's eyes widened as the table swayed to the side of her body showing her bare back and the side of her breast and fell onto his back with a pick face.
As Akane neared the pair with the table, she suddenly noticed that she was a little cold. She looked down at her chest and dropped the table as she took in her upper half which was revealing some skin. Akane blushed and hurriedly covered up her chest with one arm and planted the other fist into Ranma-Chan's face shouting, "Ranma no BAKA!!", sending her into the wall.
Shampoo had taken this oppurtunity to leap ontop of Akane's head and started pawing at her hair. Akane screamed and ran off towards her room, leaping more of jumping causing the Neko-Shampoo so be forced off her head via the doorway.
"Ranma... " Ryoga growled as he took in Akane's bare upper body in his mind. Ryoga stumbled over to the closet and opened the door using a powerful kick. "Where are you Ranma you coward!" On that note, Ryoga ran off through the walls of many buildings in the town in search of his rival to put him in his place, as he didn't see the water ordeal.
Ranma-Chan looked up and removed herself from the wall and saw the cat walking towards her. At first, Ranma didn't realise that cats were scary until she remembered the "training" Genma had "given" him to learn the Neko-Ken and ran into the bathroom where Soun was bathing and jumped in.
Soun almost had a nosebleed and Ranma-Chan dived into the bath screaming her head off. Ranma's head popped up and Soun calmed down. "Ranma-kun, i'm sorry but I'm just not that way." Ranma looked behind him and yelled as Shampoo gracefully jumped off the shower head towards him. Ranma ran back to his room strangely enough as he was in panic and had intended to run out the front door. Soun nearly passed out as Shampoo's head came out of the bath and said to Ranma, "Airen! Wait for Shampoo." Leaving a very surprised and nearly passed out Soun. "Shampoo... who would've guessed." His face made that look of success-was-bound, the look he and Genma made when they thought of a genius plan, and said loudly, "I'VE STILL GOT IT!!!"
That night, Ryoga finally made it back to the Tendo house, looking like crap. "Akane-san..." was all he could say before tripping over the step and faling flat on his face. "I'll be back soon. Just going to pick up some groceries." Kasumi said in her cheerful voice as she walked out the door and over an exhausted Ryoga.
Ranma and Shampoo had spent the day making sense of what happened. "Shampoo, what are you saying? I died??" Ranma was still trying to believe that he was dead. "Airen dead for 2 hours. Great-Grandmother find book beside stove. Shampoo heal Airen to--uuhhh!" Shampoo suddenly got light-headed and fell forwards. Ranma was just understanding that he was dead, and dead HUNGRY as Shampoo fell towards him.
Shampoo knocked him over. Ranma was on his back with Shampoo on top of him, feeling dizzy. Ranma prayed to God that she'd get off him before someone walked in.
Of course, we all know that Ranma has no luck to speak of because at that point, Akane had decided to apoligise to Ranma about this afternoon and opened the door to this little scene.
"Ranma... what... are... you... doing...?" Akane said as she put two and two together. Akane had brought up her mallet and sent Shampoo on her merry way on a free ride on the Mallet Express. Akane brought up her mallet and swinged it at Ranma saying, "Ranma... you... PERVERT!!!"
Ranma was sick of being blamed then malleted, or just plain malleted for no reason, stuck out his left arm and stopped the mallet. Akane looked up at him and tried to take back her mallet for another swing but Ranma lazilly snatched her mallet and dropped it.
"Akane... I've put up with this long enough..." Ranma's voice was calm, low and serious with frustration in it. Akane's knees gave way and she sat down, unsure of what to expect.
"Akane... I've been nice, even patient but this is where I draw the line." Ranma opened his eyes and stared in Akane's. Ranma pulled a red marker out of his pocket and drew a line between the two, only to provoke Akane's anger. Ranma stopped her flailing arms and pushed her on the ground, picking up her mallet in the process. "How would you feel about it? Hmm?" Motioning to the mallet as he drew it back. "Day after day being whacked for no reason..." Akane stood up and faltered in her protest. "Ranma you.... what would I.... Ranma... don't swing that...." Akane leaped out of his room and back onto the stairs, missing them and fell to the bottom.
Ranma came out unarmed as his battle aura flared purple with the slightest hint of light blue. Ryoga by this time had managed to get into the house, drop his bag and walk into storage rooms for the last ten minutes and now faced this "new" Ranma.
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