“We are gathered here to discuss our… problems.” He said with a grimace of distaste. “The girls are totally out of control.” He paused for a second or two, letting what he had said sink in. “The purpose of our little group is figure out how to fight this.”
“Um…” His friend Daisuke raised his hand in the air to get everyone’s attention. “Are we sure that we want to fight this?” At everyone’s puzzled look, he decided to explain. “After all, how many of us actually had a date since Kuno started the whole beat Akane thing?”
“At least your girls cute.” An indistinct voice muttered rather loudly. “I got caught by a real dog.”
“That’s the point.” Hiroshi cut in before things could go any further. “We didn’t get any choice in the matter at all.”
“You know, this was really funny when it happened to Ranma.” Another voice from the crowd cut it.
Daisuke laughed for a second. “Yeah. Never thought we’d get caught up in crap like this.”
Hiroshi waved his arms to get the attention of the audience while nodding his head in agreement. “Right. We need to regain some sort of balance or something. We’re not being given any rights in this at all. We can’t break up with them or we’ll be punished. We can’t choose which girl we have to date. We can’t even ignore them!” He raised one hand to point to the audience. “I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t afford to be taking a date out all the time. I don’t have a job because of the stupid school rule against students working, so I’m going to be broke all the time.”
Daisuke nodded his head. “You got that right!” He agreed. “That double date with Yuka and Sayuri we went on wiped out all my cash.”
“You see?” Hiroshi yelled out loudly. “This plot must be stopped!”
“Yeah, but what can we do about it?” Another boy spoke up.
“Look, the only reason we got trounced is because they worked as a team.” A member of the Kendo club spoke up. “If we ban together, we can resist.”
“Yeah!” Another boy yelled out. “We stick together, and those girls can’t force us to do anything we don’t wanna!”
“That’s right!” Hiroshi agreed. “We don’t give them any dates at all until they cave in to our demands!”
“So… what are we gonna demand?” A member of the baseball team asked.
“How about… no dates without sex or something like that?” Daisuke asked, his face lighting up at the possibilities.
“Yeah!” The Kendo club member rapidly agreed. “After all, if they’re forcing us, then they really should make up for it, right?”
Member after member blinked rapidly for a few seconds before evil grins broke out on their faces.
Ripping off his pin that marked him as claimed, Hiroshi took up a classic stance with one hand raised high in the air. “I declare this group as… La Resistance! Our first rule is no dates without sex!”
The motion was passed unanimously.
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