Nookie Quest text adventure: Programmers are a sadistic bunch [Episode 11985]

by Ranger of the Crossover Fiancees

You kiss Akane back. In fact you are so busy kissing her that you fail to notice Kasumi as she picks up her knife...until she runs both of you through with it. As you slump over in a pool of blood the last thing you hear is Kasumi scolding you for bleeding all over her nice clean apron...

You are now dead.

HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR

That's life, bub.

RESTORE

You didn't save, remember?

DOH

Look at it this way, you were doomed anyway. Akane doesnt't count for nookie points in this game. She's one of the hazards in fact.

WHAT ABOUT MY NOOKIE

What about it?

• DON'T I GET THREE LIVES...Damn! You actually read the manual....
• RESPAWN...Damn! I forgot the programmers are FPS fans...
• GO TO THE LIGHT...Oh a wise guy eh...You encounter Urd. Prepare to be judged...
• MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL...You encounter Mara...this is so going to go on your record...
• HIT ON BOTAN...You're still trying to get some?! Damn, you've got balls...
• QUIT...You loser!

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(Posted Thu, 21 Nov 2002 09:45)

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