Her twin brother looked at her and shuddered. "You're going to be sick? I was the one who walked in on them!" He said, looking QUITE green.
The dark blonde nodded and stumbled into the living room, where she collapsed onto the couch. "I heard that walking in on your parents was sick... But damn, never thought it was THAT sick."
Lexus groaned. "Please quit talking about that." He said feebly from his position on the floor. The poor half Salusian couldn't even make it to the couch before he collapsed.
Kassy closed her eyes, before nearly screaming and clawing at her face. "The horror, the horror!" She whined. Honestly, couldn't her parents at least wait until they were in their bedroom? The images that she saw over her brother's shoulder... The eldest Feeple (by only three minutes) shuddered again. "If I see anything like that again, I'm going to hide in my bedroom until I'm fifty!"
"I think I'll do the same." Her brother groaned from his position on the floor.
Meanwhile...
The people of Quagmire were used to seeing odd sights. Aliens, Ninjas, time-traveling villians, indestructable gun-happy Rambos, and even the cheerleading squad capable of beating up on the football players.
Of course, those sights were more common a generation ago. Now-a-days people were more used to seeing a certain Alien's half-human children causing mischief and slight anarchy with pranks, slight vandilization, and sometimes weird and unusual transformations.
Seeing a Panda walking down the street wasn't unusual, nor the redhead that was with it. The fact that the two were using more martial arts than most people were used to DID draw attention from the peanut gallery.
"Is that a Panda?"
"That wasn't here yesterday."
"You think it's the Feeple kids again?"
"Nahh! They can't use martial arts."
"You're right, they like to use guns and run people over."
Ignoring that was a short and petite redhead, who was trading several blindingly fast blows that normal people couldn't follow. Regardless, the Panda countered and parried blows at a similiarly fast rate. "I can't believe this!" The redhead shouted at the larger, bulkier Panda. "After all that crap back in China, you have the GALL to get me engaged before I was born?!"
"GROWLF!!" Came the reply as the Panda jumped over a vicious kick that shattered the asphault that it was standing on a moment ago and did a triple summersault in the air, which was impressive, since most Pandas couldn't jump like that, never mind the triple flip. Just before the Panda landed back on the ground, the redhead managed to land a spin-kick on the beast's head, sending it flying into a stop sign, which caused said stop sign to get uprooted and fall over.
The redhead huffed and turned around. "Honestly! Causing all the trouble back in China and then gettin' me engaged like that!" She huffed to herself, why did her old man have to be such a pain in the neck?
*CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!*
The redhead looked up, just in time to get ran over by an out-of-control steam-mobile, knocking her out. Behind her, the Panda blinked, before tossing away the road sign that it had picked up. If something else had knocked out it's worthless off-spring, then why should it care? The redhead would be fine, she had taken worse after all. Grabbing the redhead and tossing her over his shoulder, the Panda lumbered off in the direction of the Feeple household.
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