*CRASH!* *munch munch*
"What was that?!" Shun asked, looking a little nervous.
"Donno. Let's look," suggested Hermod.
They did. They saw that the retaining wall around Ryokurin Dormitory now had a gaping hole in it. Just beyond this hole were two big bluish wolves munching on remains of the masonry about as tall as the retaining wall itself.
Wait a minute.
"Are those wolves eating the wall?" asked Shun, not quite believing what she was seeing. "Since when did wolves eat brick?"
"These wolves do," began Hermod, "No matter how much they eat, their hunger is never sated. In fact, their job is to eat whatever is put in front of them. In this case, it's Greenwood's wall."
"Great. More monsters."
There was a crunching noise outside. "And there goes the tree," said Hermod. "What are you going to do about it."
"Nothing," came Shun's calm response.
"Nothing?! But they're eating the tree, and will probably eat the whole dorm and the entire city of Tokyo!"
"Oh, come on!" snapped Shun, and launched into full-steam rant mode. "Masonry-eating wolves? A big bull that goes down with a whack to the nuts? A marmoset for a magical companion? A guy becoming a magical girl? It's all just too silly!" Shun paused, expectantly. Several moments passed without incident.
"Y'know, if you're waiting for that general from Monty Python to come by and stop the skit, you're in for a long wait," quipped Hermod.
"...worth a shot..." murmured Shun.
The new girl in the boy's dorm stood on the roof of Greenwood, that den of craziness. Right now she was facing down the latest bit of craziness to visit the dorm: a pair of overgrown, bluish, and very hungry wolves.
(Okay, maybe it was a little out of the ordinary, even for Greenwood.)
Shun glared down at the pair, currently devouring a wheelbarrow one of the housekeeping staff had left out. She'd hate to be one of them, having to explain to the requisition department how their last wheelbarrow had been eaten by a pair of ravenous giant blue wolves.
Shun cupped her hand to the spot just above her new cleavage and concentrated. Suddenly, her clothing dissolved, leaving no illusions of her new sex. Her hair, already a ponderously long mid-back length, lengthened to mid-thigh. At the same time, her Valkyrie attire materialized onto her, complete with her thong and them-heels-be-high boots. She twirled her small warhammer confidently.
The Valkyrie was ready to ride again.
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