Hasukawa Kazuya deeply sighed as he walked home. Home, to where Sumire shared their home as the wife of his older brother. Given that she was his first love, Kazuya couldn't help but feel awkward around the newlywed couple. Sumire was completely clueless about his love, and Kazuhiro was completely unsympathetic to his plight.
The bottom line was that he no longer felt welcome in the home he grew up in. This was why he wanted to go to live in a dorm attached to Ryokuto Academy. He could stay there, well away from his brother and his first love and love lost.
Besides, he'd already missed a month of school because of that damn ulcer (caused by the stress over Sumire), and he needed to spend as much time on academics as possible.
The small bag of groceries was the last thing he could do before packing up for Ryokuto. Tomorrow, he would be out of there.
A loud crash jostled him out of his internal reflection, and looked up to see...
Kazuya caught his breath, and forgot totally about What's-her-face.
She was a vision of loveliness, streaking across the sky. Her unbelievably long locks of hair wafted elegantly, framing a divine face of preternatural beauty. Her respectable bosom was tightly clad in a form-fitting white bodysuit, and her shapely hips were clad in what amounted to a thong, leaving very little to the imagination. A short pleated skirt flowed about those hips, tantalizing in its concealment.
And those heels!
A drop of blood slid down from his nose.
Shun was rather hard-pressed to keep ahead from the second, smarter wolf. Not only did the monster look hungry, but it was angry after Shun offing its sibling. The leaping Valkyrie cursed as she bounded across the Tokyo skyline, "Dammit, what do I do?! Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT!"
The wolf made a sudden lunge for her, forcing Shun to dodge and lose speed. The wolf was now upon her, and it was all she could do to dodge out of the way.
Shun took stock of her situation. She couldn't outrun it, so she had to face it, somehow hit it. But it was too fast to hit with her Valkyrie Smash! It seemed inevitable that she would take a trip down the thing's gullet.
Shun paused. It was just crazy enough to work.
The wolf lunged, but instead of dodging, Shun bounded straight for it.
Right down its gullet.
The wolf closed its mouth and grinned. It had succeeded in consuming the Valkyrie! Indeed, he had consumed it whole... which was odd since it seemed like that Valkyrie had purposefully leapt into his jaws...
"MMMM-MPH-MMM MMMM!!!" came a muffled voice within the wolf's guts, and then...
*BOOOMM!!!* *pop*
The wolf exploded in a powerful concussion blast and vanished. This left the victorious Valkyrie, covered in wolf-gore standing where the wolf once was. Shun gave a self-satisfied smirk. "Heh. Saw that in Men In Black once! Can't dodge someone in your own stomach, after all!" She erupted in a peal of laughter.
When it died down, the elated look was replaced with one of disgust. "Ewww! I'm all covered in wolf-guts!" She started down the street towards her home away from home, picking at the wolf entrails and whining how now she was all gross.
Hasukawa Kazuya watched the mysterious woman warrior walk down the street away from the scene of battle. Although she was now covered in blood and guts, in Kazuya's eyes they did nothing to obscure her beauty. "Oh, mysterious vision of loveliness!" he cooed, eyes sparkling in joy, "How graceful are your movements. How voluptuous is your body. I do declare that I am in love!"
When Sumire had asked to marry Kazuhiro, it was as if the ground had disintegrated underneath his feet, and he had been in free-fall ever since. She was his first love, and she went to his brother. Now the house had become a newlywed's love-nest, and there was no way he could stand being there, especially when it was the woman he loved in that love-nest.
But that was a few minutes ago. Now the world once again seemed full of hope and promise. Now, he could go to Ryokuto Academy tomorrow with no regrets.
"Myuu!" came a small call at his feet.
He looked down to find a cat-sized cow. The mini-bovine looked up at him with those wide, cute eyes. "Have a carrot!" Kazuya said to the little fellow, holding out a nice, plump, firm tuber to the mini-bov. It myuued and twitched its tail in its appreciation.
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