"WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE!!!"
The shriek echoed down the hall, diffusing throughout the house. It vibrated through Akane's door, traveled to the bed, went down Akane's ear-canal and started beating on her eardrum. Akane's eyes popped open, and she scowled as she sat up erect on her bed.
"Ranma, you jerk!" she grumbled, stepping out of bed. "Today was my day to sleep in. Stupid cramming. Stupid Ranma." She opened the door and stormed down the hall to give Ranma a piece of her mind, and break a piece off of her. She turned the corner and...
*WUMPFH!*
"*Mmmf!?*" muffled Akane as her world turned black around her. She had run face-first into something soft, warm, and yielding. A confused and... pleased? ...yelp came from somewhere above her. She stepped back... and looked up.
The tall woman looked down on her, and gave her a sick grin. "Ah... heyya..."
Akane's eyes misted over, her face twisting in sudden, overriding sadness. "Y... You're one of Ranma's fiancées, aren't you?" she sniffled.
Ranma blinked. "Huh?" That wasn't her usual reaction.
Akane collapsed to her knees, proving that she was indeed Tendou Soun's daughter by creating a mini-waterfall of tears streaming from her eyes. "*WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!*" she bawled, sobbing, "She so beautiful! Ranma doesn't stand a chance! I'm gonna lose him for sure this time!"
"Um... Er..." Ranma sputtered. This was the first time she'd seen Akane turn on a full-strength waterworks that would do Tendou-san proud. She knelt beside the sorrowed Akane, and tried to soothe her. "Um, hey, Akane. Don't cry, please. It's all gonna be all right."
Akane looked up into Ranma's eyes, and started weeping again, grasping onto Ranma for dear life. "*Waaaahhhh!* You're soooooo nice! You'll make a fine wife for my Rammie-poo! Just take good care of him, 'kay?"
"'Rammie-poo'?" whispered Ranma. This is mondo-weird, thought the suddenly sexy cursed martial artist.
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