[Episode 122009] [Episode 122009]Like in Fist of the North Star, the characters for the technique name came up in flaming kanji. (Actually, Genma just set his signs on fire with a zippo.)
Happousai-Saotome Joint School of Anti-Female Desperation Tactics:
All-The-Above Combo!
"'All-The-Above Combo'? What's the 'All-The-Above' part?" Ranma asked, suddenly curious.
The panda pointed up. Ranma looked up and found a quartet of panda-signs which had been tossed high into the air:
[ Titty Touch! ]
[ Gozanga Grab! ]
[ Fanny Fondle! ]
[ Twat Tease! ]
Ranma's eyes widened in horror as she simultaneously realized what she was in for, and that she had taken her eyes off the panda. She looked back down quickly, but it was too late: the panda was gone from her line of sight. All she saw was the tail end of a black and white blur rushing around to her back.
Then a pair of massive black paws wrapped around her chest, grasping her well-developed chest and started stroking and squeezing. A furry expanse pressed against her back and started writhing, stroking her shapely rear. Ranma-chan gasped, freezing up as bolts of electricity crackled through her nerves, these strange sensations that were pleasurable and offensive at the same time rushing through her body.
After a few, deep strokes, a paw left her breast and brushed down to her crotch. The paw pads pressed up against her mound and her slit through her clothes and began rubbing. Another crechendo of feeling crashed through her. She tensed, both at the intensity of the feeling and the outrage that her father would touch her like this.
Finally, the sensation had built up into a single, piercing scream that was—by any sensible definition of the word—girlish:
"KIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
With all of her strength and skill, Ranma half-pried, half-slipped out of her father's grip. She stumbled away, in a blind panic to get away from this perverted creature. Ranma only got a few feet away from him before her legs gave out.
Ranma-chan lay curled up in a ball on the grass, her arms crossed protectively over her large chest that was rising and falling from ragged gasps. Her face was flushed and twisted with outrage. "Wha... Wha... What the hell was that?!!" she managed to gasp.
The panda stood with arms akimbo, then broke that as he had to hold up a sign to communicate. [ I told you, boy! ] said the sign, before flipping it around. [ It was the Happousai-Saotome Joint School of Anti-Female Desperation Tactics special attack – All-The-Above Combo, ] said the back.
Ranma-chan pulled herself unsteadily to her feet, still gasping for breath. "Where... Where did you learn a pervy attack like that?" she panted, rubbing her chest as if to wipe away the slimy feeling she felt. "It felt like something the old goat would use!"
[ Well, I am the Master's disciple, ] the sign the panda held up, in a sort of matter-of-fact way that was hard to convey via a sign.
Ranma smiled a nasty smile. A peculiar gleam flashed in her eye. "Huh. Well, Pops, I'll show you something you didn't learn from the old freak."
Genma blinked guilelessly. "*GROWLF?*"
Ranma rushed the panda. She performed a pirouette, a leap, and snapped out a vicious kick while shouting, "NUTCRACKER SUITE!!!"
*POW!*
Three guesses to where that kick just landed. (And the first two don't count!)
"*Growwwwowowwwwffff...*" moaned Genma-panda as he clutched at his wounded equipment and collapsed to the ground facefirst. Ranma walked calmly past the twitching and quivering panda, the creature's eyes wide and round, pouring tears copiously. Meanwhile, Ranma stroked her bosom absently, noting the peculiar and not unplesant tingle her father's technique left behind.
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