[Episode 122300] [Episode 122300]"What kind of perverted baka hentai clothing designer came up with this verdammt thing?!"
"It appears to serve the function for which it was designed, Pilot Sohryu" the First stated calmly, stepping into the camera's line of sight and inadvertantly showing off her own black-and-grey 'plugsuit'.
"Are you blind, Wondergirl?! Mein Gott! My boobs look three times bigger in this thing!! I look like a damned cow! And why the hell isn't your suit doing this?!"
"It appears to be a design flaw," Rei answered calmly, plucking at the fabric of her own outfit. "Irregardless, it is nearly time for the interface tests to begin. We should be going."
"Are you crazy, Wondergirl?!" Asuka shrieked, spinning and glaring at the faux-albino, "There's no way I'm going out there in this... this... this... THING!! Baka and all those perverted techs are going to stare at my ass!"
"Shinji would not do such a thing," Rei replied disinterestedly, "and the technical staff is currently focused on the modifications to the EVAs. They will have neither the time nor the inclination to stare at your hindquarters, Pilot Sohryu."
"WHAT!? Are you saying that my butt's uninteresting, Wondergirl?!"
Chuckling briefly and sharing a grin, the two techs quickly switched off the audio before switching the feed over in their continuing search for fanservice.
Nearby, two female technicians scowled in disgust, taking in the sight of their male coworkers leering at the security monitor before returning their attention to the task at hand.
"What do you think of this one?"
"Too loud. We need something more dramatic."
"Wagner?"
"No, something that isn't classical. Maybe go with a modern remix."
Standing perched above the bridge on his lofty plateu, Fuyutsuki smiled down as the bridge bunnies continued their debate. Gendo hadn't ordered it, but Fuyutsuki knew that when the time came, having the right combat music could make all the difference.
(Posted Thu, 21 Oct 2004 11:59)
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