Youkai Ranma: Somehow I don't think 'P-chan' is gonna cut it! [Episode 122744]

by Nichole Hibiki

With a huge splash Genma was hurled into the spring on the left, bubbles began surfacing to the top and then...

SPLASH "GASP!"

The elder martial artist Coughed and gasped for air as he clutched the edge for dear life his eyes squeezed tightly shut, not daring to see what kind of horrifing body his demon sons just gave him. But his eyes slowly open and he stared in horrific fear at his... human hands?

Opening both eyes he saw both of his human hands with all five fingers still attached, arms, shoulders, head, legs and feet. 'I'm cured!' He thought, Genma almost jumped out in joy when he felt a clawed hand grab the top of his gis and forcely pulled him out of the spring and a rope swiftly tied around his arms and turso. He bravely glanced up to find two sets of cold golden eyes glareing at him, he began trembling uncontrolably.

Ranma saw the sudden fear and smirked, "What's the matter Genma, you're not scared of your own sons are you?" He spoke calmly though the smirk on his face spread further revealing his now extended canines.

Seeing those teeth cause Genma to shake and sweat even more, "N-n-n-no d-d-don't b-be st-st-stupid boy! Y-y-you c-c-can't scare your old d-d-dad!" He lied but neither Ranma nor Ryoga were fooled.

Ranma chuckled at his father's stupidity, "You know old man you shouldn't lie to me, infact you should never lie to me ever cause I can smell when you're lieing and the stench of your scent is very unpleasent." He reached out and very lightly stroked his clawed index finger over his father's cheek to his jaw, a small line of blood suddenly appeared.

Ryoga wrinkled his nose, "Ugh I don't know what smells worse, the smell of wet panda or him when wet. Oh and by the way don't be thinking we dunked you in Spring of Drowned Man, Genma because we didn't. The spring we dunked you in was actually Spring of drowned Spineless man or coward as I'm sure Ranma would like to put as I would, basically you're still a man just a man whose a bloody coward." He snickerd in a way that made Genma quiver even more.

Ranma arched an eyebrow, "I'm curious Ryoga, how did you know what spring that was?"

Ryoga simply pointed at the sign next to the spring, "It says 'Spring of drowned Spine-less man' next to the spring."

"But it's in Chinese."

"I know, I can both read and speak Chinese. When you have no sense of direction you learn to speak other languages so you can survive in what country you're in." Ryoga paused then grimanced, "Let me guess he doesn't know Chinese?" He said flatly.

"Nope." Ranma answered in the same tone. He glanced aroung the training groung a spotted a spring further to the right, "Hey Ryoga what's this spring called?" He asked while pointing at the small pool. Ryoga glanced at the sign and said, "Spring of drowned pig."

With that the evil smirk found it's way to Ranma's lips again, "Excellent. Throw him in!"

Ryoga mimicked his grin, "With pleasure!"

Once again Genma was thrown into another spring but when he came back up to the surface he screamed in total shock or should I say 'squealed'. His skin was pale and hairy, his nose was now a pigs snout and he had pig ears on top of his head. While his arms and turso remained man like his lower half was a pigs body complete with a curly tail. Genma tried to stand but his new legs refused to work and he fell onto the muddy ground and with the rope tide tightly around him, he wasn't going anywhere.

Ranma's cold calm voice reached his ears, "Where do you think you're going little piggy?" Teased Ranma while Ryoga was trying to contain his laughter that was threatening to come out.

"Now that's more like you Pops, a spineless pig. What do you think Ryoga?"

"You know him better than... me so you tell me... Ranma!" Said Ryoga fighting off the strong laugh that wanted to burst out. Ranma turned to his tied up father and flashed a fanged smile that made him squeal. "Now the real torture can really begin." He spoke sinisterly.

Next Genma's ruthless beating...

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(Posted Tue, 02 Nov 2004 01:28)


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