That book she got from the candy store had to have been the dumbest thing she'd ever read. From the first page to the last, it had been filled with the cheesiest, corny, silliest pick-up lines ever conceived.
I thought only guys said crap like this, Ranma thought. I mean, really... 'I was looking for a knight in shining armor'? Damn, that's stupid... Ah well, guess that's what I get for seeking dating advice from a candy store.
Sighing softly, she put the book in her purse and approached the mansion, a cute little smile on her face as she rang the buzzer at the front gate.
“Welcome to the Kuno estate,” blurted the voice of that sniveling servant Sasuke. “What business have you here?”
“Oh hello!” Ranma chirped sweetly, wiggling her breasts at the nearby camera as she giggled playfully, holding the huge box of chocolates in her hands. “I was hoping maybe I could talk to that wonderful hunk of masculine greatness Tatewaki Kuno.... I brought him gifts... teehee...”
Sasuke paused for a moment, as if wondering whether to let this strange exhibitionist girl into the estate. Thankfully, Sasuke proved not to be as annoying as he usually was. “You may enter,” he said firmly. “Master Kuno is in his room at the back of the estate. Please try not to make trouble.”
“Of course!” Ranma squealed happily, her voice an exceptionally high pitch today. “I'd never dream of doing anything to upset the center of my universe!”
As the gate opened, Ranma made her way into the estate, approaching the mansion with a confident walk that made her voluminous tits jiggle seductively. She got to the mansion door and nudged it open with her shoulder. Probably an electronic lock that Sasuke opened when he opened the gate, Ranma rationalized as she made her way into the mansion.
Before her change into this bombshell vixen, she would have probably been in awe of the massive displays of wealth all over the place; huge, colorful vases, animal heads adorning the walls, extravagant diamond chandeliers on the roofs, things like that. However, she was a woman on a mission right now, and that mission was to place Tatewaki Kuno firmly under her thumb where he rightly belonged. With that in mind, she quickly made her way to the back of the mansion, where she caught Kuno meditating through a crack in a nearby door.
Ha ha, pictures of Akane and I, Ranma thought while suppressing a giggle. Why am I not surprised? The pictures were pretty large too, poster-sized shots of both hers and Akane's faces. Forgetting that quickly, she slid the door open and walked inside.
“Kuno...” Ranma cooed seductively.
Tatewaki was jarred from his meditations at the alluring voice, his head jerking over his shoulder to catch a glimpse of the source of the sound. He smiled warmly at the sight of Ranma. “Oh, if it is not the sister of the pigtailed goddess!” he exclaimed, pushing himself to his feet and turning to face her. “Oh, have you brought sonmething from your sister there?”
Damn, this guy's dense, Ranma thought. Still, she had to have him before she could set about dominating the entire school. What to say now though...
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