The large, imposing figure of Furusawa-sempai loomed in the door, a severe look on his face. Shun reflexively recoiled from the glare. "W-What do you want, Furusawa-sempai?" she asked nervously.
"Don't think I'll forget that easily," he said gravely. "You saw me naked, and now I'm ruined for marriage."
Shun let out an exasperated breath. "Look… I know you have that backwards. It's the girl that gets ruined for marriage, not the boy."
"HOW DARE YOU BELITTLE MY BELIEFS!!" roared the big man.
"YEEEK! I'm sorry!" squealed Shun, retreating from the sempai's wrath. "Though I still say you got it backwards." A tick passed. "But wait!" Shun exclaimed suddenly. "You saw me in the nude, too! What about my virtue, huh?"
"Huh?"
Pointing a righteously angry, accusing finger at Furusawa, Shun explained, "In my part of Nippon, a girl who's been pawed by a man is ruined for marriage!" Shun curled her fists beneath her chin, trying to look as pitiful as credulity would allow. "Oh, how am I going to find a good husband now?!" Crocodile tears dribbled down Shun's cheeks.
Furusawa's righteous anger dissipated instantly in the face of (faux) righteous feminine fury. "I-I'm sorry!"
"Well, Furusawa-sempai, 'sorry's just not good enough!" hissed the neu girl. "You have two choices," Shun said gravely, "You can either marry me, or…" Shun trailed off, a sly smile on her lips.
"Or…?" prompted Furusawa.
"…or, we can keep it real quiet-like, and pretend nothing actually happened!" Shun finished.
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