[Episode 124657] [Episode 124657]Mara groaned as she was being forced back to reality as someone kept abusing her face.
"Wake up already!" An angry male voice was heard.
Which happened to make her headache a lot worse.
Mara's eyes slowly started to open. "Ranma?"
The pigtailed demon snorted in annoyance. "About time you woke up."
"...That fucking hurt." The Demoness whispered as her knee slammed up into the nut sack of the demon atop her, sending him sprawling to the side as he grabbed at his crotch.
Demon or not that hurt, plain and simple. "What was that for?!" He squeaked out.
Getting into a standing position, Mara glared at the demon with the one eye she still had in her head. "You blew me up, asswipe."
"You're still in one piece... Uh... mostly..." Ranma said as he started to sit up again, only this time he was careful to guard his most prized possession.
"Try fifteen pieces..." The Demoness grumbled. "This'll take me an hour to heal, jerk-off!"
"You were standing in the way, tomboy!" Ranma snapped back.
"No, I wasn't," Mara said. "You could've easily just made her head explode. You were looking for an excuse to blow me up with her," She said, surprisingly accurate in her assumption.
"I knew it wouldn't kill you," Ranma defended himself and stared angrily at the landscape. He extended his senses and felt Kodachi was close by. He almost made his way towards her, but stopped when he realized in his anger he wasn't good company. "Now shut up and lay down. You won't heal if you keep trying to beat me up." He needed some time alone to calm down. He really lost it this time.
Growling angrily, the demoness did as told. It was true. She was in no condition to fight anyway. She'd be better off just healing and getting herself back into one piece...
...THEN she'd pick a fight with him again.
Ranma shook his head and walked off to cool down some.
Not even a minute later a familiar sound was heard by Mara.
*BRIIING!*
Mara blinked her eyes.
*BRIIING!*
THAT thing had survived the blast and torture?
*BRIIING!*
"Yeah, yeah..." Mara groaned as she reached for her cell-phone with the one arm she still had. Holding it up to the side of her head, she asked, "Yeah? Mara here, sort of."
"You have to stop him..." An incredibly tired and raspy female voice was heard. If it weren't because Mara knew the person so well she wouldn't believe it could be her.
"Tell that to the other fourteen pieces he broke me into," Mara said to let Hild know just how much trouble it was to keep that boy calm.
"Mara... let me make this fucking clear to you." Mara was taken aback by the profanity. Hild was usually very proper for everything. "If I have to deal with any more paperwork from any of you two for the following month I'll create a new circle in Hell just for the two of you. Is that clear?"
The thought of being alone with Ranma for THAT long was not something enjoyable.
Not at all.
"...Crystal... Clear..." Mara said dumbly. Shit. Her and Ranma alone WAS hell enough for her.
"Good. I don't care how you do it. Fuck him senseless for the entire month. Tie him up in girl form and stuff all three holes. I don't give a FUCK! Just keep things quiet for a while." And with that the line was cut from Hild's side. Okay, so maybe the demoness was a little irritated...
The demoness was shocked senseless for a moment.
Her boss had given her the green light to do anything... ANYTHING... With the pigtailed demon.
Rearing her head back, Mara actually began laughing maniacally, her voice carried on the wind.
The sound of her laughter attracted the attention of a certain pigtailed demon and he ran to see what she was into now.
Mara just laughed and laughed and laughed.
Ranma arrived and frowned down at the hysterically laughing demoness. "You finally snapped, huh?"
Mara just laughed. She wouldn't let the pigtailed bastard know what was up. Not yet. She'd heal first, and then she'd pull in a few favors. She'd keep Ranma busy all right. She'd keep him busy a long time.
Ranma shook his head and lifted Mara in his arms. He did calm down a little and was thinking more clearly. Not that he would apologize to Mara, but he'd be gracious enough to carry her instead of dragging her by her hair. "You need a drink."
Mara's laughter calmed down a bit. Enough for her to ask, "You paying?"
The pigtailed demon rolled his eyes. "We're in a deserted village and I know for sure Amazons drink as well. What do you think?"
Mara smirked. "Lead me to the promised sake!"
Ranma couldn't help but smirk a little himself and did just that. "Let's just pick Kodachi up and we can see about getting something to drink."
"Sure," Mara said. Yum. Sake. Just what the infernal doctor ordered.
It wasn't very long before they reached the house. In fact they were lucky enough to arrive just as Kodachi made her way out, a bundle in her arms. "Ranma-sama..." She whispered dreamily.
"Is that...?" Ranma trailed off and dropped Mara unceremoniously to rush to Kodachi's side.
"Ow!" Mara grunted, her whole body flaring in pain. "Ow, ow, ow! Watch it, buster!"
Ranma and Kodachi ignored Mara's cries of indignation since they were fascinated with their little treasure. The result of the one and only time they'd shared a bed, shared their love. The feelings coming off of the pair were so strong Mara was nearly overwhelmed. Sure, there was a LOT of negative emotions there. Lust. Possessiveness. Even fear. But the most important emotion was love.
"...There's gotta be the love, doesn't there?" Mara thought. Turning her head away, she was trying to keep from retching.
Five minutes later Mara felt herself being hoisted up again, only that this time it was done gently. "Let's go. You need to drink something to get better," Ranma said in a very good mood. Kodachi gave Mara a derisive glance before walking forward.
"Uh... Thanks..." Mara said as she managed a smile of her own. Yes. First you get the sake... Then you get the power... Then you get the Ranma!
"Don't mention it," Ranma said with his usual cocky grin, so different to his usual angry one, and continued walking. "We can go after Ukyo after this, right?"
"Sure," Mara said, surprised he'd give up on Cologne so easily. "But let me get into one piece, okay?"
"I did promise to let you participate." Ranma smiled and looked up to the sky. The day seemed brighter than ever.
That gave Mara time to think clearly for a while and...
Crap!
She couldn’t let him go after Ukyo. Not yet, at least!
If he did, he'd do more property damage!
Hurt more innocents!
Make more work for Hild!
"Oh, heaven no!" Mara screamed in fear.
Ranma looked down at Mara. "What?"
"We can't," Mara said. "I got a call from the boss. She's demanding we take a month off from vengeance."
Kodachi gave Ranma a look and he shrugged. "Don't worry, Dachi-chan. I usually don't pay attention to the rules."
That made the gymnast smile at him sultrily. Part of what she liked about him was his rebelliousness.
Mara grit her teeth. "No! No, you can't! If you do, I'm going to be punished along with you!" She whimpered. "At least just kill off Ukyo and leave everything else be!!"
"Hey! YOU were the one that wanted to join into the fun, remember?" Ranma chided her.
Mara moaned. "Only Ukyo next time, please?"
"That harridan must know my Ranma-sama is back. We WILL have to hurt others to get to her," Kodachi said enjoying the way her words made Mara's eyes widen in nervousness.
"...You do realize if this vengeance on Ukyo goes out of control, you're never going to see Ranma again, Kodachi..." Mara said.
Kodachi stopped short at that. They all entered a small house and Ranma set Mara down. Kodachi sat next to the demoness, her daughter held protectively in her arms. "I'll go get the stuff." Ranma announced and left the house, leaving Kodachi and Mara alone.
Mara grunted. Her body was very sensitive.
Kodachi stared at Mara seriously for a moment before speaking. When she did it was obvious to the demoness it was in jealously and distrust. "What are you planning, demoness?"
"Planning on keeping him out of trouble," Mara said seriously. "The boss told me if he goes overboard likes this again within a month's time, she's sending him to his own special level of hell where he'll never get out." She gulped. "And sending me with him!"
Kodachi nodded slowly. "I... This won't be easy." She looked down at her daughter and smiled faintly. "Ranma-sama has never stayed out of trouble for more than a couple of days."
Mara groaned. "Then we'll have to fuck him into submission. Literally."
"Excuse me?" Kodachi asked with narrowed eyes.
"I know from personal experience, once he gets to screwing, he needs to take some time to relax and gain his energy." She smirked. "Or we can keep him away from cigarettes for a month. They're his main source of energy now and he'll be too listless to do anything without them."
"I'm not letting my Ranma-sama to become weak," Kodachi stated firmly and her voice lowered. "... Just how... enthusiastic is he in bed?"
"We fucked for hours on a bed of roses, thorns and all," Mara said seriously. "And he fucked me right up my ass. So what does THAT tell you?"
"... As much as I would like to, I know I can't satisfy his urges by myself, then," Kodachi admitted quietly. "You are... you want to become his mistress?"
"At least for a month," Mara said. "If only to keep him from causing trouble and getting damned to an entirely NEW level of hell for eternity."
"I don't like it, but to keep him with me I will share." Her eyes twinkled playfully then. "Do try to use contraceptives. I'm not sure how demons procreate but you might not want that."
"Damn right I don't," Mara said.
Kodachi nodded, now assured, and smiled upon Ranma's return. Right on time, she thought. "Here." He placed a couple of bottles of liquor in front of the demoness and sat next to Kodachi, handing her some fruit. She could smell in his breath he was smoking while outside and she smiled at his thoughtfulness. He didn't want to smoke around their child.
"Oh thank you," Mara said as she grabbed the bottle. He'd even been thoughtful enough to uncork it for her. Tilting her head back, Mara began chugging the alcoholic goodness.
"So what now?" Ranma asked as he leaned back in his chair to relax.
Mara placed her bottle down. "You have one of two options. One, you snuff Ukyo and do it WITHOUT destroying a city-block in the process... Or..." She smirked. "You fuck Kodachi for a month and be happy."
Ranma's eyes bugged out at that. "What?!" Whatever he expected as an answer that wasn't it. Though it did sound nice.
Mara managed to smirk. "You like that choice, huh?"
"I... Uh..." Ranma was, for once, at a complete loss of words.
Kodachi smiled and molded herself to his side, only adding to his confusion and general nervousness.
Mara smirked at the sight. "Well, what'll it be? Fucking your wife or taking a 'controlled' revenge on Ukyo?"
As if he had a choice in the matter. "I... could use a vacation..." Ranma admitted and managed to smirk.
Mara smiled. "Good. Besides, look at it this way." She grinned. "Let Ukyo stir in her fear for awhile. And this way, when you do attack, you can take your vengeance brutally with no repercussions from the boss."
Kodachi nodded. "Please, Ranma-sama. We could do with a little quiet time."
Ranma slumped a little and nodded. "Fine. No going off to kill Ukyo for a month..."
Mara let out a breath of relief. "Good boy. Good, good boy."
Ranma didn't know it, but by doing this he was getting into so much fucking trouble.
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