Wheezing, Pandar slowly got onto his knees. "A bathtub filled with steaming chicken noodle soup."
"What the...." Ranma slowly backed away, her sight still clearly on Pandar's face.
"A hairy man in a bra." He started to rise once more, to the shock/horror of all.
"Oh, crap!" Ranma wanted to charge in for the finishing blow, but her legs were shaking and wouldn't move.
"A pile of panda-suited followers." Pandar's face began to lose all traces of the scars which had been inflicted on him.
"I'm scared, Big Sister Ranma," Kurumi whimpered while holding onto Ranma's arm.
"Me too." Ranma shivered.
"Gold Digger dickgirl porn!" Face beaming maniacally, he stood tall and proud once more.
"PANDAR HAS RETURNED!" Pandar screamed triumphantly, flexing his body while doing so.
"This can't get worse," Ranma muttered.
At that moment they all heard a voice directly outside their room say, "Gold Digger dickgirl porn? I prefer mine to be live action, thank you very much."
"Oh, come now! There's nothing better than true manly action out in the open!"
"I'd just stay with Pokegirls. They're like trained animals but only better!"
"Who's up for a chocolate-sundae covered treat?"
"Hot and sizzling stuff coming through!"
"No!" Ranma screamed while looking all around frantically. "It can't be!"
And during all this Ryu was still screaming at the terrible image that seemed to be etched into his mind, too clear for any mortal to handle.
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