I CHOOSE EVANGELION!
You sure about that?
Sure, why not? Always liked that show.
Okay... but don't say I didn't warn you.
You have chosen the Evangelion evil crossover option.
Accessing Evangelion module. Loading...
Loading...
Loading...
Hey, how long is this gonna take?
Give me a break... Evangelion's a very different series. I've got a lot of stuff to load, and you've only got a dialup connection.
You mean you're getting this off the Internet?
Hey, even if it's all text-based, you don't think all the data for all 576 crossover options you passed over to get here, plus the normal plot, would fit on one CD?
Game resumed. It is now the year 2015.
Welcome... to the world of TOMORROW!
Indeed.
You are in a small apartment in Tokyo-3. It is your first day in the city, and you are due to report to NERV in one hour. Your cover is as a new martial arts trainer for the NERV Security forces. Your mission from SEELE: The council suspects Kaji Ryouji may be responsible for stealing a certain classified experimental subject from SEELE and turning it over to NERV. You are to keep an eye out for any suspicious behavior on the part of NERV officials or Kaji, without revealing your identity as a SEELE agent.
Roger. Say, why am I working for SEELE, anyway?
Well, it was the evil crossover option...
Second Impact left you the last survivor of your friends and family, causing a deep depression and long lasting feelings of inadequacy. This left you open to recruitment by SEELE, as they can offer you a reunion with your lost loved ones.
Wow... that blows.
This is Evangelion. Everyone has a tragic past.
INVENTORY
You are currently carrying:
NERV Uniform (Worn)
Pistol w/ Ammunition (Concealed)
NERV ID
ID for Female Form (Concealed)
Jusenkyo Curse (Controlled)
Martial Arts Skills (Reduced)
Wait... reduced martial arts skills?
To better fit with the tone of the series, in the Evangelion module all martial arts abilities are limited to 'normal human range'. You are still one of the best martial artists in the world, but a man with a gun will be troublesome to handle, you won't be jumping buildings or using ki attacks, and an Evangelion or an Angel would squash you without noticing.
That really blows!
Welcome to Evangelion.
All right, then... OPEN CHEAT MENU!
As a condition for the license, Gainax required all cheats to be deactivated in the Evangelion module, to preserve the aura of hopelessness and despair.
I got a nice magnet right here...
Do the words 'off site backup' mean anything to you? Besides, I couldn't if I wanted to.
*GRUMBLE* Oh, all right. Hey... what's that about a controlled Jusenkyo curse? Never gonna be a girl again!
Not quite.
Never gonna be a... what?
You can delay the change when the curse gets triggered, but not indefinitely, and the longer you delay the longer it'll be before you can change back.
That blo... no, it is better than normal. Guess this Evangelion stuff ain't all bad.
So, oh mighty player, what next?
Well, I guess I'll...
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(Posted Thu, 19 Feb 2004 07:08)
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