SAY 'YES, I WILL !'
Good call. That's why you are here for, after all. Queen Beryl snaps her fingers and black lightning jump from her crystall ball (what does she see in there anyway ?) to strike you. You scream in agony while the dark power reshapes your being.
OUCH
I'll say. No pain, no gain. Stop complaining or are you just a weak little girl ?
HEY, STOP TALKING LIKE GENMA
There's no need for insults, sheesh. The pain stops. You hear Beryl say "Arise, my new servant !"
STAND UP
"Yes, it's much better like this, isn't it ?" She smiles and look at you from head to toe. Uh oh, you know that kind of look.
LOOK YOURSELF
You are back to male and wearing a grey uniform identical to Kunzite's (without the white cape). You feel much more powerful than before. You see your reflection in the polished glass floor and discover that you have been bishonenified !
I
You are currently carrying :
Mad Martial Arts Skillz
Evil Martial Arts Powers
Dark General Abilities
Dark General Uniform
Bishonen Attractiveness
Loyalty to Beryl and Metallia
I'M NOT CURSED ANYMORE ?
Nope. Dark General is a male-only job.
SING NEVER GONNA BE A GIRL AGAIN
You are instantly smited by Beryl's dark power "There will be no singing here !" The other dark generals chuckle then shut up when the queen glares at them. Her eyes return to your twitching and charred form.
"Let it be known to the Dark Kingdom that the former human who was known as Ranma Saotome is now the Dark General... *dramatic pause* Ranmaite !" The youmas present facefault while your colleagues sweatdrop.
You hear someone mutter "No imagination at all..." A shriek of pain tells you Beryl has VERY good hearing and a temper shorter than Akane's on a bad day (is that even possible ?).
GROVEL
Taking your father's lessons to heart now, aren't you ? Hey, it works ! Queen Beryl seems to appreciate your efforts.
I HATE YOU
I know. No one said it's easy being evil (no singing, I said ! *ZARK*).
SAY 'WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, MY QUEEN ?'
You learn quickly when you want "Ranmaite, I want you to..."
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(Posted Sat, 23 Nov 2002 18:17)
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