[Episode 12849] [Episode 12849]As the Joker of Batman fame summarized it, a truly bad day is enough to screw up your life and dreams for eternity. Setsuna Meioh, better known as Sailor Pluto, could attest to the truth of that statement now.
As the guardian of Time, she had dedicated her life to the establishment of Crystal Tokyo. She stood in vigil at the Gates of Time, using them to warn the moon princess and the sailor senshis of threats to that dream. She had focused her attention on huge magical menaces like the Deathbusters, the Dead Moon Circus and Galaxia.
She was completely unprepared for the Moreau flu. A purely scientific attack who wasn't causing mass destruction or deaths. But its effects were catastrophic nonetheless.
She had woken up to the sounds of lovemaking. At first she thought Haruka and Michiru were having a quickie until she remembered that Haruka was near Kobe for a race. To her horror, she found Mamoru screwing Michiru like there was no tomorrow (With Haruka away, Mamoru had volunteered to bring her to a rehearsal in town). Setsuna felt Chibiusa and the whole Black Moon incident being wiped out of existence. Crystal Tokyo was gone !
She tried to stop them but the deed had already been done. All she managed to do was to be contaminated and narrowly escape being raped by Mamoru.
She teleported to Usagi only to find her in a similar situation with Motoki, the Crown Arcade's main employee. All the other senshis had been affected except for Saturn who was still too young for THAT. She was the only one remaining lucid... for now.
She had taken a peek at the new future and shuddered. All the senshis will end pregnant. Michiru's parents would force her to marry Mamoru. Usagi would do the same with Motoki under parental pressure. The others would follow to give fathers to their children.
Worse, the man who would have been responsible for the Great Freeze (A cryogeny experiment gone wrong) had jumped on his childhood sweetheart (Or was that her who jumped on him first ?). They would settle down much too early and he'll find a job to support his new family that had nothing to do with cold.
She was Crystal Tokyo's last hope. She had to find the source of all this and erase it from the past ! She had to restore the proper course of History ! She had to find a man and get laid or she would go crazy !
Ooops. Looks like the virus has reached her higher brain functions and tries to get them down in the gutter.
After having used the Mercury computer to pinpoint the starting point of the epidemic (It wasn't like Ami needed it at the moment, she was caught in a giant orgy at her computer juku class), Pluto teleported there : The Tendo dojo.
The problem was each time she used her powers, she would tire and her body's defenses would fail a little more. She haggardly searched for what she was looking in the courtyard : Nothing. She decided to enter the dojo, the heat was becoming unbearable and maybe she could find some fresh air inside.
"Hello. Can I help you ?" She jumped in surprise. That damn disease had made her careless ! She turned to berate the fool who dared sneak up on HER (That was her job !) but all her words died in her mouth at the sight of the manly hunk before her. The time key clattered on the wood floor while her sailor fuku just vanished, leaving her in her naked glory.
Ranma hugged her gently and kissed her. One thousand years of frustrations (she was still a virgin) and the Moreau flu had finished destroying Sailor Pluto's inhibitions and sense of duty. Now the (former) lonely guardian of Time was going to get some !
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(Posted Mon, 25 Nov 2002 14:17)
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