Text-Based 1/2 - DK: Why Take Lumps When Someone Else Can for You? [Episode 12944]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

You see the Senshi of Mars and the Moon powering up their attacks. an antenna is raising from Jupiter's tiara, and Moon is holding her glowing tiara and spinning around.

USE THE TIME FOR THEM TO POWER UP ATTACKS TO SHIELF MYSELF!

You still don't know how to use your Negaverse abilities like that.

FIGHT SENSHI WITH TUX-BOY AS A HUMAN SHIELD.

You are EVIL, man. EVIL.

THANK YOU.

Anyway, you grab the charred, bruised, bloodied, broken, and barely breathing form of Tuxedo Kamen. Wrapping the remains of his cape around your left arm, you are now sporting a fashionable human shield. The Senshi then finally unleash their attacks.

"Moon Tiara MAGIC!"

"Jupiter Thunder CRASH!"

The two attacks combine to make an electrified tiara attack. Fortunately, you have the advantage. Tuxedo Kamen convluses a few times as the electrified tiara hits him square in the chest. When he stops convulsing, the tiara falls to the ground and Tuxedo Kamen is once again a smoking form.

BEND OVER AND STEAL MOON'S TIARA

You have added Sailor Moon's tiara to your inventory.

"Hey! Give that back you bully! That's mine!" Sailor Moon cries. You'd think she'd be more worried about her boyfriend being made into a crispy slab of fried meat.

LAUGH EVILLY.

You enjoy that, don't you?

SAY, 'YOU WANT THIS BACK MOON? HERE YOU GO?'. THEN POWER UP TIARA WITH MY KI.

Oh. Such irony. You power up Moon's tiara, it glowing a bright white light with your ki.

SAY, 'RANMA TIARA, KICK SENSHI ASS' AND TOSS!

I think you're having too much fun as a villain. You toss the tiara in the general direction of the Senshi and it explodes in an array of destructive power.

Wait, suddenly Sailor Mars comes onto the scene. She has an unconscious Nephrite slung over her left shoulder, and she has the Red Rainbow Crystal in her hand.

DAMN IT! CAN'T HE DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

TOSS TUX-BOY AT MARS LIKE A JAVELIN.

Using your Mad Martial Arts Skills, you throw Tuxexdo Kamen towards Mars. Mars cannot dodge it in time, and she is tossed back, and slightly pinned to the ground under the weight of the charred Tuxedo Kamen AND Nephrite, whom she was still trying to carry.

USE MAD MARTIAL ARTS SKILLZ AND GRAB THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL!

Running like a mad-man you slide and grab the Red Rainbow Crystal.

GRAB MARS'S GOZONGAS!

Mars blushes as youyr grab her chest. "PERVERT!" She cries.

TELEPORT US ALL INTO THE NEGAVERSE!

Using your teleportation, you return to the Negaverse with the Rainbow Crystal, Sailor Mars, Tuxedo Kamen, and Nephrite.

Damn, you make this evil tuff look good!

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(Posted Mon, 25 Nov 2002 16:08)


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