Right about the time his brain was registering the need for food, and the sudden urge to piss, other things began to make themselves known to the aging Patriarch of the Saotome Clan. One, he never, ever, slept in the buff. At least, not when he was human and missing that wonderful fur coat to keep him warm through the night. Another problem, he wasn't cold as he should be, but there seemed to be a heavy warmth pressed up against his chest, and whatever it was it did a fine job of keeping the cold away. He groaned; There was only ever one person he'd awoken to find in this precarious position, and that was his wife, Nodoka, the sex crazed deviant of a woman. Weird, he didn't remember seeing the old gal last night.
Blearily opening his eyes, he couldn't stop himself from giving a warm look at the bundle of female flesh resting peacefully on his generous girth. With a shock of bluish black hair, matted some from their continuous coitus, and angelic white sk... Genma blinked. Bluish black hair?!? His dear sweet No-chan had red hair, and her breasts were a little more smothering, and she smelled like jasmine, not cherries. He frowned then, his brain trying to connect those last few neurons to figure this situation out. Some where in his head, as dim neuron A grabbed a sake bottle while lethargic neuron B took a leak some where in the back of his head, a stray arc of connectivity lanced out and connected them both for a moment of awe inspiring clarity.
He quickly wished it hadn't.
Genma sweated, "Dead panda walking..." he tilted his head and eye'd Soun leaning against the wall nearby, a little black piglet with a rather peculiar nose bleed snuggled tightly in his buddies lap, pressed up against his naked stomach and.. lower extremities.
"At least I got the better end of the deal.." he mumbled morbidly to himself, not envying Soun at all when that piglet woke up and remembered what had happened. Not that it was going to be much better then the sure death the slumbering teenager on top of him promised.
Life sucked.
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Setsuna held responsibilities for many things, and this one single act was a huge problem waiting to explode. Even as the sweet memories of their embrace crashed down, she shunted them to the side and focused instead on the after affects. There was a reason she had never coupled in the past. She had been sent from the future by her Queen, Neo-Queen Serenity, to ensure Crystal Tokyo would come forth, and to guard the Gates of Time, having sex wasn't only not required, but totally against the very fabric of her reality. Oh this was so wrong on so many levels! She had been born in the future, which meant she had to always be very, very careful how she dealt with people. All it took was one screw up, one little problem, and her parents could very well never meet, and thus never concieve her, in which case she could never become Pluto, and a paradox storm the likes of which she hadn't seen since last Tuesday would be wrought. Joy.
"Who are you?" red eyes asked of blue, staring with an intensity that had the boy beneath her shivering. And he was a boy, she realized just from the looks of him, 18, 19 at the most. To a woman of her extended years, that wasn't anything more then a drop in the bucket!
"Eh.." blue eyes chuckled nervously, she could feel him tensing underneath in preparation for flight. Well, not until she had some answers! "Ra-ra-ranma Saotome!"
The name was more then enough, but now that she actually gave his face the once over, there could be no doubt. Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Saotome Ryu of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts, one of the survivors of the Nerima-ku District during the Great Freeze, and one of the first to refuse her Queens purification. The knowledge of such bubbled up to the surface. Most of it hadn't happened yet, but it was only a matter of time now. With Galaxia's defeat, and the subsequent depowering of all the Senshi, the imbalance of Planet power would slowly increase until the Cosmos moved to rebalance everything, hence the Great Freeze.
Ranma didn't know what to think of the woman. She hadn't even moved to get off of him, a fact that really unnerved him, but instead had simply asked his name and then laid there staring at him. Knowing his luck, she was probably trying to figure out the best way to kill him for all this. "It ain't my fault! I didn't do nothin!"
One viridian eyebrow went up.
"... that I had control over?" he offered tentatively, sweating. "The dust.. ah.. my old man."
Setsuna just nodded, foggy memories of what happened just before everything took a decidedly.. amoral tint pointed to that. While a part of her was screaming at her to get out, get out and figure out just how this would impede upon her Duties, another part of her wanted to get to the bottom of this. Whatever it was, it had to have a bit of magic too it, else it would have gotten past her, admittedly weakened since Galaxia, shielding put in place by her position as the defunct Sailor Pluto and Guardian of the Gates of Time. If something like this was powerful enough to get around those protections, well, she didn't want to think about the possible ramifications.
"Setsuna." she offered, rolling off to boy and to the side.
"Eh." blue eyes mumbled, sitting up.
"My name."
"Oh.." he grunted. He had already known that, but he guessed with all the excitement of everything she must have forgotten she told him. She seemed calm, which was a good thing in his book, he was nervous enough for both of them and end some. "What.. ah.. whatcha gonna do?" It was a miracle no one had come in there yet, but if she was just going to walk out there plain as day, well, no matter how everyone took her presence, he'd be flattened faster then you could say Baka three times fast!
"Get to the bottom of things. Go home, and forget." she finished, grabbing her discarded undies.
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