After that played out, minus the usual bash (he WAS right about how bad it was, not that she was gonna admit it to him.. not out loud anyway!) they headed out to school, once more dreading a day of Pineapple sherbet.
--Furinkan, unlike many Japanese schools, DID have a school lunch. Unfortunately, it was a crazy mishmash of Hawaiian foods, every day. Some rigged. Most students just brought bentos as per usual.--
He was, unusually for him, on the ground. Akane didn't ask, but assumed it was a peaceful gesture after the Feeding Incident. (It was.) She was therefore right next to Ranma when Shampoo whooped like a Native American on the warpath in those silly Western Westerns, tossed her delivery boxes (empty, the Nekohaten wasn't even open, but it made good camoflage for a Glomp-hunt) aside, and clamped onto Ranma, efficiently rubbing herself all over him. Akane was vaguely surprised she wasn't killing him, but he.. wasn't doing anything, while Shampoo marked Ranma with her.. NICE understated perfume.
Then again, Akane reasoned, even as she drew closer, Shampoo was somewhat catlike even before her curse. That scent could be pure Shampoo, in which case she smelled NICE.. Akane liked hugs, too! With that thought, Akane once more yielded to instinct as her family school taught. It just wasn't the same instincts as before.
"Wha.. what Pervert-Girl DO?" was all Shampoo could yelp, as she felt strong slender arms wrap around her *and* Airen, only to be answered by a heated, yet soft whisper.
"I'm not groping and doing.. what's that French word? Oh yeah, frottage, Love." was Akane's answer. She LOVED this, there was so much to hug and care for! Shampoo and Ranma didn't know how wonderful their bodies were, and that fierce fighting style they each had..! Akane was quite simply kicking herself for not realising how fun dropping that stupid attitude of hers is.
Ranma was so poleaxed over the Love bit (as Shampoo felt a tiny tickle inside and pondered something implausible involving Mousse and Love elixirs) that he decided to start in on the other end of that. "'Kane, you know I stink at other languages, what's.."
Giggling(!) at the likely reaction, Akane's pixilated reply was "Ohh, you STALLION, don't you know? Frottage is rubbing yourself agaiunst another sexually. While clothed." She couldn't help laughing delightedly at the sight of the blood trickling from Ranma's nose from the very thought, especially as Shampoo's efforts to escape from a Glomp on HER were doing fun things to the Amazon and Ranma both.
Struggling to get loose (NOT happening in a double-glomp) Ranma finally said "Akane. What's going on here? You hit me at times like this, right? I mean.." Before he could sink to swallowing his ankles, Akane decided to bail him out.. this time! "That was me being stupid. That's over. By the way. I love you." As Shampoo started to open her mouth to bitch about it or maybe threaten killing, Akane stunned her and Ranma into paralysis with a fully openmouthed kiss, quite unlike the Romeo and Juliet one, to be sure! "I love you too, Shampoo. You're such a passionate gal! Dang, gotta go to Hell school! "I'll tell them you're being held up, you go make Shampoo groan, Ranma! Oh.. Shampoo? I'm not screaming 'pervert' all the time. A new nickname, please?"
With that, she literally skipped off to school, not even caring at how different that is from her previous self. Meanwhile, pigeons landed on the statues all this made out of the two martial artists. One pecked at Ranma's ear. Neither moved.
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