Shinji focused his attention on cleaning the room in an effort to distract himself from the fact that several gorgeous women were passed out all over the apartment. That they were showing symptoms of an odd affliction in no way detracted from the discomfort he was feeling. They were very cute symptoms, after all.
Still, it was unusual for him to feel quite so… strongly about the situation. He struggled to keep his eyes from straying, so he would not react to the way they seemed to be busting out of their bodices, but it was very hard. He had no way of knowing that his level of response was his own symptom.
Rei opened her eyes and blinked. Barely noticing the nictating lids slide across her vision as her slitted red eyes fixated on her prey, she eased off of the futon and stalked across the tatami. She froze only a few steps away from where he swept the floor with his back towards her. Her tongue flicked out across her lips as she stared in unblinking curiosity wondering just what instinct drove her. Then she recognised the symptoms and moved forward.
"Ack! Rei!" Shinji panicked briefly as he turned around to find her unexpectedly there. "Ah. Did you want something?"
"I sense something about you, I do," Rei observed quietly and started intently. "You have a great deal of sexual tension, Pilot Ikari. Yes. I can feel it, I can."
"Iyiyi don'ttt knnnow whattt yyyou're tttalkinggg abouttt," Shinji said with as much composure as he could muster.
"You appear to be sexually aroused by the recent events, Pilot Ikari," Rei observed bluntly. "Would you like me to appease your desires?"
"Huh?" Replied the only brain cell not stunned into inactivity.
"Do you wish me to satisfy your carnal desires, Pilot Ikari?" Rei repeated as she slunk closer. Pressing her new sensual form against his rigid frame she expounded, "although inexperienced I am fully capable of performing intercourse. I am sure that you will find the experience to be very pleasant."
"What are you saying?" Shinji demanded, hoping that he really had developed a momentary hearing problem and she would explain that he hadn't heard what he thought she said.
"I am asking if you wish me to appease your lusts, Pilot Ikari. Are you not in need of urgent sexual release? Perhaps you do not find me desirable enough. Maybe you wish one of the other women to satisfy your desires?"
"No!" a panicked Shinji answered. "Yes! NO! Arrghgh!"
"Very well, no appeasement will take place," Rei decided and backed away. She had to wondered, though, why she felt –was that the sensation called "disappointment"?– about not being required to satisfy his obvious yearning needs. "However, you should do something to release your tension soon, Pilot Ikari. That cannot be healthy."
"What are you…?" Shinji wondered even as he looked down at where her gaze had fallen. He vainly tried to cover his rising embarrassment with the broom stick and yelled like Charlie Brown, "Arrrrgggggh!"
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