[Episode 132809] [Episode 132809]“YOU! You are Sailor Saturn!”
“What!?” Hotaru paniced and backed into the crowd blocking her line of escape. With her secret identity exposed before, of all things, the Sailor Saturn fan club, there was just nowhere to run! “No. No I’m nnnot!”
“Yes! Yes, you are,” her accusor insisted. “That hair, those eyes, that whole gothic lolita look you do so well! You’re the perfect match! You are just what I’ve been looking for!” He was tall and gangly, with glasses that gleamed with leering perversion, and a mouth that seemed fixed into a permanent droolling gape. He was also carrying a familiar-coloured school-girl’s uniform on a clotheshanger. “Quick, put on this costume! We’ll be a cinche to win the cosplay door prise!”
“C-cosplay?” Hotaru stammered as he latched onto her and started to pull her away.
“Get away from her, Kimura Sensei!” a tall girl ordered and started pulling Hotaru the other way. “Stop trying to get girls to wear that outfit!”
“But she’s so perfect for the role!” he insisted as he tugged Hotaru back to the right. “Nobody could fill the outfit like her!”
“That’s what you told Kaorin!” the girl countered with a pull to the left. “Besides, there is no cosplay door-prize at this store.”
“Well, there should be!” the man insisted and took up a righteous stance. “Cute schoolgirls should be encouraged to dress up in these tight blouses and short skirts at every opportunity. In fact, they should make them official school uniforms and — hey!”
“Quick” the girl cried and jerked Hotaru away into the swirling crowds. “Run away!”
“Wwwait up!” Hotaru huffed behind her. “Leeme cache my bweaff.”
“Oh, so sorry!” the girl appologised. “Don’t worry though. I think we lost him.”
“Lost who, Sasaki?” asked another girl as a small flock surounded the pair.
“Mr. Kimura,” the tall girl explained everything in two words.
“Uhgh,” the other girl groaned; so perhaps it did. “Oh, no. Is he still trying to get girls to wear that thing?”
“Yeah,” Sakaki agreed softly.
“So, how many times has he been banned from that store for life now?”
“You, huff, you knowu that fweak?” Hotaru asked as she caught her breathe.
“Unfortunately,” a tall girl with glasses agreed. “He’s a teacher at our school.”
“Oh, sorry,” Hotaru appologised for calling their revered teacher a freak.
“So are we,” a short girl with longish hair agreed, in tune to nods from the others; having a freak for a teacher was such a burden. “Although he’s got a point.”
“Tomo! What are you saying?”
“We could totally be magical girls,” the one called Tomo insisted. “Yeah. Think about it. You, Yomi, could be the smart one in glasses. Chiyo-chan here has got the cute sidekick role covered. Sakaki could be the athletic one and her cat can be the mascot! And me, I’ll be ...”
“The clumbsy and stupid one,” the one called Yomi interupted with her guess.
“Yeah! ... No! I’ll be the leader,” Tomo finished with a glare.
“And I’ll form the head!” the last member of the little party concluded with lots of enthusiasm and not a clue at all.
The others just started at her outburst with expersions that clearly said, “what is she thinking now?” for several moments before moving on.
“Uh, yeah, you do that, Osaka,” Tomo distanced herself. “Anyway, we could call ourselves, uhm...”
“... The Numbnut Rangers,” Yomi declared. “Leave me out of this.”
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