Ranma laid on bed with Kassy curled up by his side, his arm around her waist holding her possessively. This was it. He’d finally made a choice, and he personally felt it was the best choice he could take... That concerned living.
That made him instantly frown. “Kaschan?”
“Mmm?” Kassy asked as she snuggled up to Ranma, nuzzling her face into his neck and right shoulder.
A faint smile threatened to overcome Ranma’s somber expression, but eventually the frown remained etched on his features. “I finally made a choice, Kaschan... And I... Have to face the consequences.”
Kassy blinked her eyes. There was something... Again, something just felt ‘off’ about the way he was speaking. And that just sent a cold chill up the Skunkgirl’s back. “Ranma?”
“I can’t dishonor my clan, or my Art...” Ranma said slowly, a battle raging within him. He wanted Kassy, more than anything, but if he didn’t follow with his convictions it would be like ripping himself apart. Kassy didn’t deserve an honorless man
Kassy moved her head, knowing where Ranma was going with this. It hadn’t been too long ago when he asked her to... Be his second. Looking her lover in the eyes, she told Ranma firmly. “I’m not going to kill you. We CAN make this work...”
“... There’s no way out, Kaschan...” Ranma sounded defeated, something Kassy hadn’t seen until Nabiki fed him the truth in the meanest of ways.
Frowning a little sadly, the girl raised her hand up to Ranma's face, caressing his cheek slowly to ease him. "We'll think of something...”
Ranma was about to say something more when something a lot more important came up. Something that overrode anything, no matter how important.
*GROWL*!
Kassy blinked her eyes. “You hungry?”
Ranma blushed in embarrassment, returning to the flustered and normal boy the skunkgirl knew instead of the somber and suicidal martial artist. “...Yeah?”
Smiling a little at that, Kassy asked him, “Shall we order out?”
Ranma nodded. “You don't have to...”
“I want to,” Kassy said seriously as she turned from Ranma and sat up, giving Ranma a view of her naked furry backside!
And tail!!
And blood!!!
“KASCHAN! You’re bleeding!!” Ranma sat up with wide and panicked eyes.
“Huh!?” Kassy blinked her eyes and looked over her shoulder. “OH! There is a bit of blood... Didn’t think it was supposed to be that bad...”
“What happened? Did I hurt you!? Kaschan, I’m so sorry!” A frantic Ranma cried out looking the girl over for any other injuries.
Kassy blushed at Ranma being so caring, but this was misplaced. “Ranma, don’t be frightened. This is supposed to happen the first time a girl has sex...”
That stopped Ranma short and he stared at Kassy. “... It is?”
Kassy nodded her head. “From when you tore through my hymen.”
Ranma sighed and scratched the back of his head. “Being a girl really sucks...”
Kassy smirked. “You don’t know the half of it.” Shaking her head, she let out a sigh. “So, what are you in the mood for?”
The pigtailed boy shrugged. “Whatever you get is fine.”
“Okay...” Kassy said as she stood up and walked over to the dresser and phone. She moved the phone and receiver off the book and was then flipping through it. The girl was searching for someplace open at this time AND had delivery.
Hmm...
“Hey Ranma, how does ramen or some other Chinese food from the Nekohatten sound?” Kassy asked.
“NO!” Ranma cried out frantically.
Kassy was startled by Ranma’s shouting. “Oh... Okay...” She flipped the pages. “Hmm... How about Daikoju Traditional Japanese?"
“Kaschan!” Ranma protested as he flopped down on the bed.
Kassy blinked her eyes. “What? What’s wrong, Ranchan?”
“They’re all fiancées,” Ranma said in defeat. Was everyone in Nerima somehow connected to him? And what was with the sticky bed?
Kassy stared. “You’re kidding?” She blinked at his look. “You’re not kidding...” Sighing, Kassy flipped through the book some more. “OH! This ad looks cute. ‘Meatbun Blowout! We delivery hot steaming meatbuns right to your door’.” The Skunkgirl held up the phonebook. “And look, they’re all dressed like bald little meat-bun men!”
Ranma sat up once again and smiled faintly. “How do you feel about gaijin food?”
Kassy blinked. “Oh? Okay, I always liked it. I just thought you’d prefer something more close to home.”
“Everything close to home is nothing but trouble,” Ranma said in all seriousness.
Nodding her head to that, the Skunkgirl with sandy-blonde hair began looking through the phonebook a bit more. “Hey! Here’s something close. Located right here in Aza Juuban. Crown Arcade and Café! They specialize in fast-foods.”
Ranma perked up at that. Let’s see, fiancées in Juuban? ... No, he couldn’t come up with any. “Sure thing!”
Kassy nodded her head and started dialing.
(------)
“WAAAAAH! Motoki, this game is cheating,” Usagi whined cutely.
Motoki rolled his eyes and smiled. “Again?” He asked good-naturedly.
Usagi nodded her head. “Again....”
Motoki chuckled and went over to help the ditzy blonde, or would have if the phone didn’t start ringing. “I’ll be right there with you, Usagi.” He picked up the hand-piece. “Crown Café!”
“Ah, good, I do have the right number,” The woman over the phone said. “Hello, I’d like to place an order for delivery with the café half of the Crown Game Center.”
“What can I get you?” The man asked taking out a pen and a piece of paper. Ever since they started deliveries business had bloomed.
“Okay, I’d like to pick... Oh wait a second.” The voice was now obviously talking to someone else but Motoki could still hear it. “Mamoru, what do you want?”
Motoki remained impassive as he waited for the reply on the other side of the line. After all Mamoru was a common name.
“Okay,” The voice came back on. “My friend Mamoru would like three bacon-cheeseburgers, three hotdogs, two large curly fries, two cheese-fries a large cola, and... Oh hold on!” Her voice went back again to someone else in the room. “What else is it now, Chiba-san?”
Motoki raised both eyebrow in surprise but said nothing. He simply continued to take the order. “Very well, and on who’s name is this?”
“Oh, I’m not finished,” The female voice said. “He’s also like a large chocolate milkshake and a sundae cup. As for myself... I think four hotdogs will suffice, lots of relish ketchup and mustard packets, please. And I’ll have a large cheese-fries and a large cola too. And I think I’ll have a vanilla milkshake.”
The man nodded and scribbled it all down. “Will that be all?” It was most likely a party, he thought.
“Yes,” The voice answered. “And you can make it out to Ms. Haruka Tenou.”
“Haruka Tenou, got it,” Motoki said loud enough for Usagi to hear and scribbled it down. “Where do you want it delivered?”
“Motel Six off the I-20, Exit 22,” The female voice said. “I’ll pay cash at the door.”
“Is that Motel big enough to hold parties?” Motoki asked curiously. “Mamoru once told me he wanted to hold a party for someone special, is that you?”
“Huh? A party?” ‘Haruka’ asked. “No. it’s just us, and we’d like to get something to eat. We skipped lunch.”
Motoki nodded. “I see. Well, please tell Mamoru I said ‘hi’. The food will be there in half an hour.”
“Thank you,” The woman said. “I’ll see you then.”
Motoki nodded and hung the phone. “Haichiro, we have another order.”
The man nodded his head. “Sure, boss! I’ll get to cooking!”
Turning his head, Motoki saw a steaming odango-headed girl standing by the podium.
“Usagi?”
Usagi was steaming for all of three seconds more before she gave way to tears. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! MOTOKI! MAMOCHAN’S WITH HARUKAAAAAAA!!”
All Motoki could do was just blink at the sight.
(------)
Kassy placed the phone on it’s cradle. “Okay, they should be here in half-an-hour with our order, Ranchan...” Kassy said as she turned back to her lover.
Ranma smiled faintly at her with a blush on his face. The sight of the naked skunkgirl standing there with her tail swaying from side to side was making a certain part of his anatomy react.
Kassy blushed at the sight, noticing what was standing at attention. “You’re ready for another go?” She grinned.
“Um...” Ranma replied intelligently even if his body answered for him.
Kassy grinned. “Ranma, we can’t start now... We have a meal to wait for... But...” She grinned at him. “I could take care of THAT for you again, if you want...” She batted her eyes cutely at him.
Ranma blushed harder. “I... Don’t really want to have you please just me, Kaschan... I think I can wait.”
Kassy nodded her head. “All right...” She still sat down on the bed next to Ranma and hugged him. She nuzzled her face into his neck once more, whispering, “I love you...”
Ranma placed his arm around her smaller frame gently. “Kaschan...” Things changed so much in the last couple of hours.
Kassy smiled as she continued to nuzzle. “I’m glad you chose me...” She said in all thanks and seriousness. She loved this man dearly, and would do anything for him.
The pigtailed boy just held his lover close. “It was the right choice.”
At those words, the Skunkgirl churred happily. “Oh Ranma...” She nuzzled him a bit harder, just pleased he loved her back. “You’re the best thing to ever happen to me.”
Ranma smiled cockily. “I’m the best there is,” He gave her shoulders a squeeze and rubbed her back gently. “... What now, Kaschan?”
“Now...” Kassy looked into Ranma’s eyes. “We figure out a way to dissolve the engagement between you and Akane.”
Ranma sighed. “I don’t know how to do it. The old fools are dead set on it happening.”
“Well, I’ve been thinking of two possible choices...” Kassy admitted slowly.
“I’m all ears...” Ranma whispered hopefully.
“Well... One thing I’m going to look into is Nabiki...” Kassy explained. “I’m willing to bet there’s a Yakuza connection... Or major debt concerning the Tendos...” She said slowly. “My family or auntie-Ichikoo could buy out any outstanding Tendo debt...”
Ranma frowned. “I don’t want to hurt the Tendos,” He stated firmly. “Kasumi doesn’t deserve that.” And he meant it. Kasumi was a sweet innocent person who didn’t deserve to be lorded over...
...Even thought she was anyway, by an oppressive family...
...
Shit, Kasumi was one of those people damned no matter what, huh? And yet she could face that and more with a smile on her face.
No, she didn’t deserve anymore grief.
Albeit hesitantly, Kassy nodded her head. “Well, I do have one other idea... At first I thought about you challenging either old man for the spot... But the way Nabiki talked, she made it seem things REALLY depended on the Grandmaster of the School... So...” Kassy looked at Ranma seriously. “Have you ever tried talking to Happosai? Maybe we can bargain with him, make him understand our plight in all this.”
Let it be known, Kassy had not met Happosai yet, so she could be forgiven for thinking him a normal human being.
Ranma snorted. “Talk to the old pervert? No way. I can’t even say two words before he splashes me with water and starts fondling my breasts.”
“Well, there’ll be two of us trying to talk to him,” Kassy said seriously. “Perhaps we can try to get him to listen at least.”
Ranma sighed again but remained silent. It seemed like all their hopes rested on Happosai's shoulders. “We’re SO fucked,” He thought to himself.
*GROWL*!
Kassy blinked her eyes. “You’re really hungry, huh?”
“Again?” Ranma asked in disbelief as he looked down at his stomach. “Must’ve burned a lot of energy...” He trailed off.
Kassy blushed. “Well we did do ‘that’ quite a bit,” She admitted.
Ranma blinked. “You burn energy while doing that?”
Kassy nodded. “Well, yeah. It takes energy to do those motions...”
The proverbial light-bulb buzzed to life over Ranma’s head. “I think I know how to increase your flexibility and stamina.”
Kassy blinked her eyes. “Oh?”
Ranma was in full-training mode now, so he wasn’t embarrassed at what he suggested. “Think of the possibilities. We can keep having sex all the time in different positions, working on our stamina and muscle strength. I bet doing it while standing on a rope must be hell on balance.”
Staring at Ranma, Kassy’s eyes widened. “You mean you would have sex with me in all sorts of kinky positions?” She asked, more than a little hopeful.
“Huh? What do you mean kinky?” A completely clueless Ranma asked.
Kassy grinned. “Nevermind. But I accept your proposal...” She hugged him tightly.
Ranma was confused right now, but hugged Kassy back anyway. Already he was thinking of different positions they could try to make it a real workout.
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