Now, Kiyone sat back at the Masaki household, pracitcally laughing her days away. Sitting on the couch with the TV on made Kiyone feel so alive and relaxed. After all, with the blonde disaster gone, she could live peacefully. Tipping her head back to take a drink from her glass, Kiyone knew it from now on it would just be her, herself, and-
"KIYONE!!!"
Kiyone spit her drink. The voice. It couldn't be... It just couldn't BE! Turning her head towards the door. She saw two women. One was what looked like a beautiful, and traditional Japanese woman... The other, while wearing a skimpy harem outfit, was all TOO recognizable.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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Though she had sat at the shrine, and listened to the people make their introductions, Nodoka didn't understand what was wrong with teh teal-haired woman... Kiyone, she thought her name was...
"So let me get this straight..." Tenchi said. "Mihoshi got turned into a Genie and your," he pointed to Nodoka, "Son happened to find her lamp? He decided to give his wish to his fiancee, who did something very bad, and basically made a modern quest of 'Sleeping Beauty'!?"
"That is the size of it." Nodoka said with a tired sigh. Nodoka noticed the cyan-haired woman, Ryoko, she thought her name was, whistle in appreciation."
"I must say Mihoshi, quite a blunder you made this time..." Ryoko said, genuinely impressed.
"What is this to do with us though?" Ayeka asked.
"Simple Ayeka!" Mihoshi said. "Only someone of royalty, or nobility may awaken the sleeping prince! And you being a princess, you should be able to do it!"
Nodoka then added her two cents. "Yes, my son is so manly, that only a princess can wake him up!"
Ayeka's eyes widened in shock. "W, WHAT!? You want ME to go and save some commoner from a sleeping spell with a kiss!? One that will cause me to fall in love with him and marry him!?!?"
"Yes!" Mihoshi answered happily, unaware of how she was gaining Ayeka's ire.
"I WILL NOT DO THIS!" Ayeka shouted as she stood up. "Lord Tenchi is the only one for me! I will not-"
"Aw, you're just afraid you'll fail." Ryoko interrupted. "After all, wouldn't it be just hillarious if a 'royal princess' of Jurai couldn't wake up a boy from magic, when only someone royal can? I'd certainly be laughing my ass off!"
Fuming, Ayeka said, "That is NOT the point! I CAN DO THIS!"
"Cannot."
"Can too!"
"Cannot."
"Can too!"
"CAN'T!"
"CAN! AND I WILL PROVE IT!!! AZAKA! KAMADAKE! WE ARE GOING TO NERIMA! THEN, I SHALL GIVE THE HUMAN BOY A KISS, AND WAKE HIM UP FROM HIS MAGIC-ENDUCED SLUMBER WITH MY ROYAL LINEAGE!"
And with that, Ayeka stomped out of the Masaki home. Everyone turned to look at Ryoko, who just smirked. "Works every time..."
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Dao looked over the girl whom had paged him. A Genie, but one unlike himself. For Dao was a D'jinni, a Genie of the Wind Element. He looked over the bouncy girl another time and sighed. "So let me understand. Because of the geas of the lamp, you were turned into a Genie, and had to perform a wish."
"Yes!" Mihoshi answered.
"And now, you made a modern sleeping beauty type of scenario because of said wish!?" Dao asked in frustration.
"Yes!" Mihoshi answered again helpfully. "Hey mister, why are you rubbing the back of your head?"
Dao sighed in defeat. This girl was giving him a major headache. Sure, she was a Genie, and she made him feel 'funny downstairs', but for some reason, he felt it wouldn't be best for his health if he was around her long.
"Can you help us?" Nodoka asked
"Yeah! The Board of Genies referred me to you!" Mihoshi said.
Dao sighed. The B.O.G. could be so annoying at times. "Sorry, but I know very few royalty. I know only one 'princess', and she is a princess because she married the prince of El Dorado. That is the only royalty I know that..."
Dao then blinked. A small smile crept onto his face. "Wait, the wish should allow for a relative of royalty to break the curse, right?"
"Yes! As long as she's closely related." Mihoshi ansered.
The smile on Dao's face widened. He walked over to the intercom and pressed a button. "Oh Brianna! I would like to have a word with you!"
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Nodoka and Mihoshi on a hill, a distance from 'Uncute Dragon Labytrinth Castle'. They watched as dark cloads were all around it, and shot off balls of lightning.
"Think they can save my manly son?" Nodoka asked.
Mihoshi smiled. "Of course! You have Juraian royalty, the blood-related sister to the 'princess' of El Dorado and the Kryn, and you have a Devil Hunter with a lack of boyfriends!"
Nodoka sighed. Her manly son deserved someone.
"BUT THE DRAWBRIDGE WAS RIGHT OVER THERE!!!"
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(Posted Fri, 29 Nov 2002 23:52)
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