Shampoo's Wives: Ding ding! [Episode 13703]

by Kestral

6:59 am - Ranma Saotome awakened from fitful sleep by bucket of cold water applied by fiancee Akane Tendo.
7:00 am - Ranma makes annoying comment about annoying tomboys.
7:01 am - Ranma beaten up and flung from room by fiancee Akane Tendo.
7:03 am - Ranma begins morning sparring with father.
7:09 am - Breakfast.
7:21 am - discovering that they are late, Ranma and Akane begin morning run towards school.
7:22 am - Genma and Soun begin latest strategy session on getting their children to stop being so stubborn.

(ching-ching)

Ranma put another checkmark on his day. Sudden bell ringing = Shampoo about to arrive on Bicycle Of Doom and glomp, cue remark about dating, Ranma would protest, nobody would listen, Akane would belt him. Sometimes with a fist, sometimes a mallet, sometimes a shinnai. Ho hum.

(CRASH!) (KISS!) (GLOMP!) "Airen!"

Ranma blinked, noticing his body was not currently wearing a curvy Amazon.

"What?!" Akane's hair began toinging out as she realized she was the recipient of an Amazon Glomp™ and Ranma was staring at them. "What are you doing?!"

"Shampoo decide better to have piece of pie than lose whole thing, so just give Akane Kiss Of Marriage and take Violent Pervert Girl as teishi and wife!"

"What?!" Ranma said, still staring.

"What?!" Akane said, wondering if she'd heard right.

"AKKKK!" Mousse said, falling out of the tree he'd been hiding in.

"Bweee!" P-chan said, collapsing with a nosebleed from his own place of concealment.

"Shampoo get Jusenkyo curse fail village law once, not want to face what happen if fail twice." Shampoo said in a reasonable voice while maintaining the nearly unbreakable hold on Akane. "So ask Great Grandmama what make good Amazon candidate - is womans with fighting spirit, yes? Akane have! But she no have good teacher so Shampoo marry Akane and Airen and teach Akane to be much much better fighter."

Ranma stared at the sight of Akane squirming in Shampoo's grip and decided:

• he can't pass this up. "Akane, you, you, PERVERT!" (WHAM to da moon!)
• he'd just go ahead to school.
• that it must have been Mousse using a love potion on Shampoo and getting it all screwed up. The most logical rationale for these events. Completely wrong perhaps, but it made sense.
• he'd make some ill advised comment about teaching Akane to be cute.
• something else

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(Posted Mon, 02 Dec 2002 14:34)

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