Ryoko Hakubi, a woman, (and Akane was using the term loosely) of loose morals. A Space Pirate, thief, weapon of mass-genocide, a drunkard, and an over-all pain in the ass!
However, Ryoko did have her good points, such as her loyalty to a person she considers a 'friend' or more and the daunting will to live, even when it was being crushed down underneath the heel of oppression. She was a spirited woman, and nothing would get her down if she let it.
Still, Akane did not acknowledge Ryoko's good points. To her, she was another hussy trying to take HER Ranma! So, focusing on the bad points, the uncute dragon turned Ryoko into a bottle of sake! "I'd have preferred another tea-cup, but you don't deserve such a fate you vile demoness! RANMA IS MINE!!!" She all but screamed at the bottle of sake, a she placed her on the table next to the teapot formerly known as Kasumi.
"Oh my. It's not good to mix sake and tea. It could really upset the stomach." Kasumi added helpfully to her sister-turned-evil uncute red dragon. Her sister may have turned her into a teapot, but Kasumi was always the helpful sort to everyone.
Ryoko rolled her eyes. "How can you try to be helpful to her?"
Ignoring the conversation between her former sister and the space pirate-turned-bottle of sake, Akane picked up the potted plant that was now Ayeka Jurai. The woman whom was always prim and proper, and also wouldn't mind being waited on hand and foot, and was aloways proud of her tree-hugger heritage was now a bonsai plant in a pot made of jade. They required lots of care to keep beautiful. Perhaps the next person she found could be made into caretakers.
"TURN ME BACK THIS INSTANT!" Ayeka demanded. "YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO THE ROYALTY OF JURAI!"
Akane stared down at the little potted plant with a mouth. "Listen you! Unless you want me to turn you into firewood with a bit of fire breath, you will SHUT UP!!!!!"
Ayeka was slightly blown back by the force, and heat of Akane's breath. She then mearly muttered out, "Yes."
"Good!" Akane said. She placed the bonsai plant Ayeka on the table as a centerpiece, between Akane's new Azaka and Kamadake salt and pepper shakers.
"We're sorry princess Ayeka." The Azaka salt shaker said.
"We have failed you utterly." The Kamadake pepper shaker added.
Ayeka sighed as she turned to look at the tea pot. "So how long will we be stuck like this?" She asked Kasumi.
"I think we'll be like this until someone can lift the curse off from poor Ranma-kun over there." She said, pointing to the sleeping Ranma with her spout.
Ryoko smirked at Ayeka. "Hopefully whoever comes will do a better job then you Prin-HEY!!!" She then said as she saw Akane picking her three gems off the floor. For some reason, Akane's magic could not affect them. "THOSE ARE MY GEMS!!!" Ryoko protested.
Snorting, the uncute red dragon Akane turned to look at her bottle of sake. "Sorry, but a bottle doesn't need treasure!" Akane said as she tossed the three gems onto her horde of treasure. "Besides, I like sleeping on round gems. They're the most comfortable." And with that said, Akane walked back to her treasure horde, setting down for a nice nap. Sleeping was the one thing she had in common with Ranma now.
Ryoko sighed a bit in relief. If that Akane realized the power those gems held, they would all be in danger.
(------)
Brianna shivered. "Okay, this is not good, Genn. The dragon has the power to turn people into objects." She said as she finished watching the monitor that was connected to the Ninja Peebo's surveillance equipment.
Genn nodded her head. "Yeah. I would say so. You better be careful, Brianna, or she might turn you into a blow-up doll."
*THUD*
Genn fell onto her butt as she rubbed her head. "Ow. What did you do that for? I was only telling you to be careful!"
Brianna sighed. "Sorry Genn... I found what you said rather insulting." She then helped the Rakshasa back onto her feet.
Nodding her head, Genn said, "Well, I guess I could have said that better."
"Well, let's get going Genn! We have a lot of planning to do if we're to save that boy from the dragon." Brianna then blinked. She had taken a moment to aim the camera at the sleeping Ranma. She thought that he looked a bit young to her, but he had the bod that screamed, 'hunkalicious'. She began to chuckle to herself in delight.
"Remember your LAST plan?"
"Me? I'm an advisor! You're the one with the power!"
"THEN ADVISE ME!"
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(Posted Mon, 02 Dec 2002 14:41)
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