"Uh... Mrs. Britanny's mother, can you, like, let us live... Please?" Moisha asked barely above a whisper.
Cracking her knuckles, Julia nodded her head. "Of course. After all, SOMEONE'S going to have to make repairs!"
Lydia turned to Romeo. "ROMEO! YOU'RE IN THE BEST CONDITION, RUN AND GET HELP!"
Nodding his head, Romeo ran. (------)
Walking up the stone path that would lead to the dojo, Britanny was going to see how her mom and the others were doing. She had stopped by at home first to gas up the Ginamobile. After a few moments, she saw Gar, Carla, and Luan, seemingly frozen in place. "Hey guys! Something wrong?"
After a minute of no response, Britanny waved her hand repeatedly before Gar's face. No response, and he still looked like he had seen the world end. "What's his problem?"
Walking to the Dojo, Britanny was about to enter when something ran into her... And began squeezing her breasts. She looked down...
In a bit of confusion, Romeo didn't know what happened, he took off for a dead sprint, and now he had slammed into something that was solid, yet soft. And his hands registered he was feeling a pair of breasts. He looked up.
The two looked at each other, and recognition instantly went into their mind sets. "YOU!!!" Both screamed, on in unleashed anger and one in sheer terror.
(------)
Looking towards the set of closed doors that Romeo had run through, Lydia and Moisha could only wonder what had happened.
"YOU!" *WHAM* "THIS IS FOR THAT COLLAR!" *CRUNCH* "THIS IS FOR GRABBING MY BUTT!" *WHACK* "THIS IS FOR GRABBING MY CHEST!" *WHAP* "AND THIS IS FOR GRABBING MY CHEST AGAIN!!!" *THWACK* *THUD* *KER-SMASH* *103 Hit Combo* *WHUD*
The doors flew open, and the two female wererats were greeted to the sight of a really bruised up Romeo being flung into the room.
"ROMEO! ARE YOU, LIKE, OKAY?" Moisha asked.
After a moment, Romeo finally spoke. "I think she cracked my family jewels..."
"She?" Lydia asked. her questioned was answered as a werecat she knew all too well walked in, looking heavenly pissed, and maniaclly happy at the same time. "AW, $%@&!!!"
"Well, well... You three... The three that put that collar on me that itched worse than the itchiest of wool sweaters... Any last words?" Britanny finished was she gracked her knuckles one by one.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" The three wererats screamed, then hobbled behind Julia for safety. It was then that Britanny stared at what the wererats brought with them.
"Is that..." Britanny asked, almost in disbelief. Moving closer, her eyes widened in shock and happiness as she saw it. "IT'S A LARGE POT OF GOLD!!!"
Bending down and picking up the large pot of gold with very little effort, Britanny bounded out of the Dojo happily. "THANKS FOR THE GOLD! IT'S A GREAT WAY TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT YOU DID!"
Tears formed at the corners of each of the wererats' faces. "Well, looks like we're poor again..." Romeo stated.
"Well, this couldn't get worse..." Lydia said. At once, all three of Julia's students cam into the Dojo. Finally over their shock, they were ready to distribute justice. "Aw %$@#..."
"THIS IS FOR MY MURAL!" *WHAM"
"THIS IS FOR MY FLOOR!" *THUD*
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(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)
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